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Apr 27, 2005 18:10

Well, last night's chat was an absolute disaster, thanks to one Tom Riddle. I really did not understand what was going on, but my typist explained to me who he is and what he is capable of.

Well! I am shocked, the wizard equivalant of Hitler was right in front of me! I am stunned and a little frightened. But never mind that, I offer the wizarding world my help. Is there a Muggles Auxilliary in the fight against Voldermort? I have considerable experience in volunteering with various organizations, from World War Two. If you need me to visit the injured, or sell war bonds, or host fund raising parties, I'm your girl.

*drinks martini* Really, you are lovely people and I'll be happy to help! I really like this wizarding society, it has so many good points. Shame about this tyrant trying to make a mess of it...*looks in her wardrobe for a long, robe-ish style dress*

Now, do I have a pointy hat?

(Typist note for those not familar with Auntie Mame: She has a tendency to take on various personas-Oriental, Southern Belle and Indian Yoga Student being three from the book. I think she just decided to add another one to the list.)

thessaly, mame

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