Crackplot: When Canon Goes Wild

[notwocouches]

The Mansion has a library, which, as we know, possibly rivals the Unseen University's for content if not for size. A lot of books, basically; a lot of stories. And some stories, because this sometimes happens, have gathered different versions of themselves over time. Which wouldn't normally pose a problem, except now the room's been tampered with.

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[guinevere_queen]

Oh, well then. Here's the Woadish princess Guinevere, daughter of Merlin who is for all intents and purposes, fighting against Arthur and his men.

t: please to be kind on the typist, she hasn't actually seen the film.

[morgansorceress]

*surprised to see her like this* Queen Guenevere, I had thought you followed the Christian faith.

[guinevere_queen]

"That of the Romans? I think not." She eyes Morgan warily, not recognising her.

[morgansorceress]

Indeed? Tales of your piety, and your attempts to convert your husband have reached even Avalon. Are they false?

[guinevere_queen]

A frown, "I have no husband. Who is it I am supposed to have married?"

[morgansorceress]

Arthur, King of Britain. *pause* My brother.

[guinevere_queen]

"Is that what he calls himself? I'd say he's glad enough that the Woads haven't heard of this affectation, we have no great liking for him or his Romans, and certainly have no plans to let him win all of Britain."

[morgansorceress]

*pause* The Woads?

[guinevere_queen]

An up-tilted chin, "My people."