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[holden_on_tight]

Holden figured he was drunk as hell, because he didn't remember ever having seen this place before in his life. Not to mention that he'd been expecting, after leaving the bar, to be outside. But he had managed to wander into some kind of goddam mansion. He took the red hunting hat out of the pocket of his houndstooth coat and put it on. That was

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[born_of_agdus]

Unfortunately for Holden, there's a scandalous and hyper hermaphrodite sitting on the arm of one of the couches, looking for someone something to do. It grins at Holden and waves, for all appearances a pretty young lady with small breasts and golden curls, wearing a purple toga sort of thing with a remarkably short skirt.

[holden_on_tight]

Well, there was a girl here. Holden had almost given several girls the time over the course of his career, but he had chickened out every time. He really was a coward, when he thought about it. But if he got the opportunity, maybe this time would be different. That's what I say every time, he thought, but he pushed that thought away.

[born_of_agdus]

"Hi." Agdistis grinned, flirtatious. "I'm Agdistis."

[holden_on_tight]

"I'm Rudolf Schmidt," Holden said just for the hell of it. It was the name of the janitor at Pencey, his old school. He'd used that name a few times, like to old Morrow's mother on the train the night he'd left. It was actually quite a useful name, since most bartenders figured a sonuvabitch named goddam Rudolf Schmidt couldn't possibly be under twenty-one.

[alcuin_delaunay]

"You look lost." Alcuin looked up when Holden wandered into the kitchen, and smiled. "Would you like a muffin?"

[holden_on_tight]

"I am," Holden said. As if suddenly appearing in some kind of mansion wasn't strange enough, he was now being offered a muffin, of all things. A goddam muffin, for Chrissake. "And…all right." He hoped they would be better than the cakes at Mr. Antolini's house. Those things had been hard as goddam rocks.

[alcuin_delaunay]

"Help yourself, there's a basket of muffins over on the counter, I just took them out of the oven. Pumpkin or raspberry, take your pick." Alcuin smiled, tucking back a strand of his long hair. "Welcome to the mansion, by the way. You might as well make yourself at home."

Typist: If you're not familiar with Alcuin, he's incredibly pretty and rather feminine, very nearly albino but for the dark eyes.

[holden_on_tight]

Holden sort of wanted a cheese sandwich and a malted milk-what he usually ate when he was away from home or school-but a raspberry muffin would be all right, he guessed. It was pretty good. He didn't know what the hell to make of this guy Alcuin, especially the way he looked-Holden was half expecting him to do something weird and flitty any minute, but told himself to calm down. Just because old Antolini had started patting him on the goddam head while he was asleep didn't mean that everyone who gave him food was going to try to pull something like that. "Thanks," he said.