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An earthly trend of heavenly joys continues in me, and so I ask that thou who maintaineth the website for this thrice-blest community might add the names of Horatio and I to the list of those who have entered into companionship. Laugh not, nor weep, but rejoice.
Also, I beesech thee, gentle Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, listen. I offer thee forgiveness, and throw myself upon my knees before thee for thine. I knew not what I did when I sent thee to the very bowels of hell, for mine eyen were clouded by the devil himself, mine uncle. He hath played both ends against the middle, and brought all three of us to our ruin. If thou truly knew not what he intended for me, then I embrace thee once more as friends, for ay, I did love thee, good men.
Heaven forgiveth, and so might we.
Also, I beesech thee, gentle Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, listen. I offer thee forgiveness, and throw myself upon my knees before thee for thine. I knew not what I did when I sent thee to the very bowels of hell, for mine eyen were clouded by the devil himself, mine uncle. He hath played both ends against the middle, and brought all three of us to our ruin. If thou truly knew not what he intended for me, then I embrace thee once more as friends, for ay, I did love thee, good men.
Heaven forgiveth, and so might we.