Crackplot!

[raventonbeauty]

Because his typist felt the need for a crackplot, Ashley is carrying a box of stock on his way to the magic shop, and along the way, he trips, spilling the contents all across the main room. If anyone would like to help him pick up the mess, effects are as follows

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[sweariwontdie]

He picks up a mallow puff to try to distract the hoards of small children, gets the urge to eat it and dissolves into giggles then guffaws. "oh... dear..." He can hardly catch his breath, he's laughing so hard.

[notallworthy]

Tom looks up. "What's so funny, sir?"

[sweariwontdie]

Armand shakes his head, helpless to do much more than laugh.

[notallworthy]

Tom gives a long suffering sigh. Adults are so odd sometimes.

[sweariwontdie]

Armand would agree, and in his head, he does vehemently. He drops to his knees and eventually sits, sort of, laughing on and on with great, long gasps for breath.

[notallworthy]

"Do you need a drink, sir?"

[sweariwontdie]

He nods, eyes watering and still laughing. This was getting ridiculous.

[notallworthy]

Tom trots off to find the kitchen and eventually comes back with a glass of juice. "Here you go, sir. I hope it helps." He may be an absolute terror to other children, but he can charm the pants off of adults.

[sweariwontdie]

Armand takes the glass but his hands are shaking from the laughs and it slops about. He manages a few sips, then chokes a little, setting the glass down hurriedly as the giggles bubble up once more.

((try a paper bag))

[notallworthy]

"Why don't you try to think of something sad, sir?"

[sweariwontdie]

He is thinking of something sad and cannot stop. Armand's quite red-faced by now.

[dragon_dealer]

Cimorene chimes in. "You'll just get hiccoughs, that way."

[sweariwontdie]

He gestures, but what he means is probably unclear. He's so embarrassed.

[dragon_dealer]

She gives Tom a I will so there look and goes to Armand. "Excuse me, sir, but do you know what a 'gun' is?"

[sweariwontdie]

He nods, still caught in the laughter he can't stop.

[dragon_dealer]

Her eyes widen, and she looks at Tom accusingly. "You're both teasing me."