Crackplot!
Because his typist felt the need for a crackplot, Ashley is carrying a box of stock on his way to the magic shop, and along the way, he trips, spilling the contents all across the main room. If anyone would like to help him pick up the mess, effects are as follows:
Phoenix feathers: Kiddify anyone who touches them.
Donkey ears: Turn all non-organic material into gold, but only for about ten minutes. You can be fithy rich until the spell wears off.
Mallow puffs: Cause uncontrollable laughter.
Obsidian charms: Cause levitation.
The Magick Shoppe proprietor himself, being considerably more naive about magic than his older brother, tried to pick the mess up himself, and is currently six years old, giggling helplessly despite considerable alarm, crying for his brother, and levitating three feet off the ground.
Phoenix feathers: Kiddify anyone who touches them.
Donkey ears: Turn all non-organic material into gold, but only for about ten minutes. You can be fithy rich until the spell wears off.
Mallow puffs: Cause uncontrollable laughter.
Obsidian charms: Cause levitation.
The Magick Shoppe proprietor himself, being considerably more naive about magic than his older brother, tried to pick the mess up himself, and is currently six years old, giggling helplessly despite considerable alarm, crying for his brother, and levitating three feet off the ground.