WOW I can't believe all these things are happening while mercury is in retrograde. Today, well first of all, TODAY I pulled a Teri. I flaked on telling my mother that I needed her to watch Bella so I showed up with my baby and had to drag them all out of bed so I could go for this job interview at the Red Top Mountain Park Marina. I'm such a dildo ( Read more... )

TONIGHT KICKED ASS!

What--I can't make two posts back to back now? WTF eljay???

Beautiful day saturday and my litlte cousin got married! Before I continue, no cousin jokes.
I'm so happy for her and it was  a really boring pretty service. Lots of god and christ and bad songs, the usual stuff. But it was still pretty. Her dress was white and red and she was just adorable ( Read more... )

I never use that MY LJ feature so I  know I've missed all kinds of birthdays on here...sorry guys, I suck the ass.
Happy Birthdays!!!!

So Daisy and Oliver are getting along sooooo well and it's CRAZY CUTE!!! I hope they stay friends. They are constantly wrestling, and sometimes Daisy just lays there and lets Oliver gnaw on her ears. I gotta get a ( Read more... )

I cut my kittens toe nails!!!
SHUT UP! IT IS TOO A BIG DEAL!!

She has the talons of a demon spawned straight from hell. We are all carrying around battle wounds just from playing fetch with her. PLUS she is a crazy spazztic cracked out feline who is never EVER still EVER.  So I lured her into my lap with chicken, as I've done with many a lover but ( Read more... )

I fucking hate my grandmother, as you all remember.( Read more... )

Well, I guess I know where I get my manipulative-gotta=have-it-my-way gene...MOM. Beotch. so my sister in law asks if I will give her a baby shower at HER house. I say yes. I tell my mother. Mother says "Oh I already planned that you and me would give her one at YOUR house." I said NO I want to have it at her house, that way I don't have to clean. ( Read more... )