the im diaries (childish behavoir ftw!):

Mar 07, 2013 10:28

I believe this is Tommy's first appearence in the im diaries. Welcome him properly folks! *chuckle*

[10:19] Tommy: *Gnaws on you.*
[10:19] Witch: *smacks with a newspaper* bad puppy!

[10:19] Tommy: I no puppy!
[10:19] Tommy: I kitty!
[10:19] Witch: kitties don't chew on things...puppies do
[10:20] Tommy: Kitties have been known to bite people affectionately.
[10:20] Witch: *Raises a brow* do you wuv me? *grin*
[10:20] Tommy: "wuv" is such a strong term. "wyk" seems more accurate *nudges*
[10:21] Witch: I think we've reverted to three year old'isms (is -too- a word)
[10:21] Tommy: Na na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo!
[10:22] Witch: I'm rubber, you're glue...everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you!
[10:22] Tommy: I know you are but what am I?
[10:22] Witch: You know what truly scares me? That I can tap that behavior so easily
[10:22] Tommy: "Tap?" Are you sure you don't live there?
[10:22] Witch: my daddy can beat up your daddy
[10:23] Witch: are you sure you want to live through the day?
[10:23] Tommy: I don't have a daddy T_T
[10:23] Witch: I have a daddy *waggles brows* wait....*laugh*
[10:24] Tommy: You are SUCH a goober *L*
[10:24] Witch: I know you are but what am I?
[10:24] Witch: I think this has been done.
[10:28] Witch: ha, you made it into my IM diaires
[10:29] Tommy: Woohoo. I'm a superstar.
[10:30] Witch: indeed *chuckle*
-later that same day-

[10:33] Witch: game all good now?
[10:34] Tommy: Haven't looked yet. I'm eating.
[10:34] Witch: I'm drinking coffee
[10:34] Witch: pretty sure I'm vibrating
[10:35] Tommy: You're a vibrator?
[10:35] Witch: is that what I said?
[10:36] Tommy: Not in so many words
[10:36] Witch: not in any of those words
[10:36] Tommy: Do you deny that you said you were vibrating?
[10:37] Witch: I said I was vibrating, not that I -WAS- a vibrator
[10:37] Witch: read
[10:38] Tommy: Ohhh, Witchy. You're fun *L*
[10:38] Witch: You've no idea how much fun. *grin*
[10:39] Tommy: *Shudders.*
[10:40] Witch: yes, yes, there has been shuddering involved...shuddering with pleasure *laugh*
[10:40] Witch: Okay, -WAY- too much espresso
[10:40] Tommy: Why do I think we're back to vibrators? *Cackles and runs.*
[10:40] Witch: because you're that most dreaded of all creatures...a MAN

footnote: I've known Tommy a very long time, since Pathwayz. Y'all might know him by the handles, Grendel Tech or Incendiary. And yet he rarely calls me by my name...it's almost always, Witchy. /random

other footnote: And Stix talks about sticking his foot in -his- mouth. I think I did a pretty good job of it here. *chuckle* /other random

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