You know those movies or TV shows where the klutzy/accident-prone character goes to do something dealing with a hose of water and it ends up defying the laws of gravity and soaking them and the room they're in ( Read more... )

The conversation I was having with mom and Kid while we were at Subway (mom was closing, and I developed a habit over the summer of keeping her company while she was doing so that carried over to now) I came to remember something, as I do now and again. I have a problem. It first came to light when I was about six years old and my father threw me ( Read more... )