It's Not Like Christmas At All
I wake up this morning to hack (literally, that sort where stuff comes up and makes you want to throw up), but other than that, feeling completely normal. Until I go to speak and realize that my voice is just as absent as it was yesterday. Only no more squeaking for me, now I'm totally just raspy and gruff. Which, for anyone who has heard me speak, is completely not the norm. I have a high voice normally, so low-pitch is not my thing. My own mother didn't recognize my voice, she thought I was Brandon, my seven-year-old cousin.
After getting dressed I look out the window to see my grandpa washing the cars. On the first day of winter. Which, while being strange in every sense of the word, is not abnormal for him. I decide to offer my aid and get bundled up to help, only to discover that it's about forty degrees out there. Forty degrees! All of the snow that we got last Sunday is melting away because of some little heat wave! Take me back to the U.P. where the snow is deep and the air cold, please!
Ah well, I'll just curl up on the couch and read Patrick McManus while waiting for the phonecall that will seal my fate for the evening. What might the phone call be? My Uncle Mark, calling about a D&D session. Yeah, I said D&D with the implications that I might play, what of it? I also have to write three HP fanfics that were requested over at Lumos... All of my Lumos friends should request one, by the way.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Well, considering the fact that one of them is my girlfriend, the answer here is a definite yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
That depends on where I am, I prefer anytime but afternoon.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side not against the wall - which might be why I've been known to fall off bunk beds and my loft.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I choose the fourth, invisible option of venison.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I wasn't the one driving - but when I was thirteen my grandma had to. I then proceeded to fall into a ditch, covered in my own vomit. That one still gets all the laughs at Christmas time. -_-
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Shower or bath?
I have a recently discovered love of showers. Unless there's bubbles involved with the bath.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
...what?
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese - mainly for the rice, I'll admit it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
More passive, but not completely so.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I repeat that one of them is my girlfriend, so the answer is yes. I also love quite a few of them in that happy-friends way.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Most of them, I do believe so. Except for the ones who don't write anything anymore...
13. Love or money?
Ummm... how much money?
14. Credit cards or cash?
I agree with debit cards, they're way easier.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Still is.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I love camping, but that 5 star hotel this summer was spectacular. I think I'd take the hotel - can always camp later.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Ahhh... ummm... I'd say it's a tie between the pastor's house and... no, not a tie, just that.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
You don't want to know how much you'd have to pay me to get rid of the hair on my head. I know what it looks like in that awkward growing-out stage and I'd rather not ever see it again.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, and I'm totally okay with that.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Not to drink; I still have two months and a week until I'm twenty-one.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Not me.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
That first time I got drunk was pretty bad... I had to be carried down from the second floor.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Since I'm a lesbian, I'd have to go with a big yes.
24. Favorite drink?
Alcoholic: Smirnoff Ice Twist, Mandarin Orange.
Non-Alcoholic: Pepsi
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, I don't think I could.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Are we counting the shower as part of the bathroom? If so, yes. If not, no.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ew no. Sex at Subway? I'd rather not ever think about that.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Mhmm.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Uhhhh... yeah.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Nope!
32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Not that I can recall.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Lee will for sure - and Tamers if she sees it. Maybe Marce, only I'm not sure if she believes in sex.
One last thing - I think my family wants me to stay as close to voiceless as possible, because they will not stop trying to get me to carry on conversations with them! Then they tell me not to talk so much -_-; Mixed messages much, people?
I went Christmas shopping with grandma. Bad. Idea. Always a bad idea. The return of my voice has been delayed due to lots of talking; because the most communication my grandmother and I have is when we shop together.
After getting dressed I look out the window to see my grandpa washing the cars. On the first day of winter. Which, while being strange in every sense of the word, is not abnormal for him. I decide to offer my aid and get bundled up to help, only to discover that it's about forty degrees out there. Forty degrees! All of the snow that we got last Sunday is melting away because of some little heat wave! Take me back to the U.P. where the snow is deep and the air cold, please!
Ah well, I'll just curl up on the couch and read Patrick McManus while waiting for the phonecall that will seal my fate for the evening. What might the phone call be? My Uncle Mark, calling about a D&D session. Yeah, I said D&D with the implications that I might play, what of it? I also have to write three HP fanfics that were requested over at Lumos... All of my Lumos friends should request one, by the way.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Well, considering the fact that one of them is my girlfriend, the answer here is a definite yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
That depends on where I am, I prefer anytime but afternoon.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side not against the wall - which might be why I've been known to fall off bunk beds and my loft.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I choose the fourth, invisible option of venison.
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I wasn't the one driving - but when I was thirteen my grandma had to. I then proceeded to fall into a ditch, covered in my own vomit. That one still gets all the laughs at Christmas time. -_-
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Shower or bath?
I have a recently discovered love of showers. Unless there's bubbles involved with the bath.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
...what?
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese - mainly for the rice, I'll admit it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
More passive, but not completely so.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I repeat that one of them is my girlfriend, so the answer is yes. I also love quite a few of them in that happy-friends way.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Most of them, I do believe so. Except for the ones who don't write anything anymore...
13. Love or money?
Ummm... how much money?
14. Credit cards or cash?
I agree with debit cards, they're way easier.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Still is.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I love camping, but that 5 star hotel this summer was spectacular. I think I'd take the hotel - can always camp later.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Ahhh... ummm... I'd say it's a tie between the pastor's house and... no, not a tie, just that.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
You don't want to know how much you'd have to pay me to get rid of the hair on my head. I know what it looks like in that awkward growing-out stage and I'd rather not ever see it again.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, and I'm totally okay with that.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Not to drink; I still have two months and a week until I'm twenty-one.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Not me.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
That first time I got drunk was pretty bad... I had to be carried down from the second floor.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Since I'm a lesbian, I'd have to go with a big yes.
24. Favorite drink?
Alcoholic: Smirnoff Ice Twist, Mandarin Orange.
Non-Alcoholic: Pepsi
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, I don't think I could.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Are we counting the shower as part of the bathroom? If so, yes. If not, no.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Ew no. Sex at Subway? I'd rather not ever think about that.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Mhmm.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Uhhhh... yeah.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Nope!
32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Not that I can recall.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Lee will for sure - and Tamers if she sees it. Maybe Marce, only I'm not sure if she believes in sex.
One last thing - I think my family wants me to stay as close to voiceless as possible, because they will not stop trying to get me to carry on conversations with them! Then they tell me not to talk so much -_-; Mixed messages much, people?
I went Christmas shopping with grandma. Bad. Idea. Always a bad idea. The return of my voice has been delayed due to lots of talking; because the most communication my grandmother and I have is when we shop together.