According to Brandon

[desertcreature]

#1 - Apparently he's never taking me time traveling again. My tryst with Elvis caused him to have to challenge the man to a knife fight, and really, none of us want that.

#2 - If they don't want to see it, they shouldn't look. Oy.

Completely unrelated, OMG! Contemporary Evangelical Christian culture is soooooo creepy to me. Moderate independent Baptist church FTW, man.