That's what you are Yamucha, a big fat coward. Oh, poor baby you, you find out your girlfriend has a kid. Great Dende, Yamucha, it's not like she got knocked up when she was still dating you, or that she was going to claim he was your bastard kid or something! Quit your whining and pull your head out of your ass for a second, maybe you'll notice that you are head over freaking heels for her, and you know what, she feels the same way about you.
Yeah, thats right, I talked to her - a lot - at the wedding last weekend. And though she never told me directly that she had a son, I understand now some of the things that she said. You wanna know what she said, idiot? She asked me if I thought that you could honestly be faithful to her. She told me she believed you could, and I told her I believed it too. She asked me if I thought you'd ever be interested in doing with her what you never did with me, and she didn't mean remember my birthday, Yamucha. She was asking me if you'd ever be willing to have a family. I said I didn't know about that, cuz I honestly don't. I remember you once said you were.
You dumb idiot, look at what you have. "The perfect woman" and a kid who obviously thinks you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. They're right there in front of you, this could be the biggest mistake you -ever- make. And neither of you deserve that. She doesn't deserve to be ditched when you don't even know the whole story and you don't deserve to trash yourself up once again like you have soooo many times in the past. If anyone is gonna trash you up, its gonna be me if you walk away from this not knowing the whole story.
Talk to her Yamucha. Really. How hard is it to pick up the phone and say, "Hey, I think we really need to talk."? I know you were never big on talking when we were together, but you might as well start with her. If you never do, you're gonna end up like Roshi, a horny hermit living on an island with no one to talk to but a pig and a turtle (no offense guys).
I wouldn't have stayed with you so long if I didn't think you were worth something, Yamucha. I still think you are. Maybe you weren't the right one for me, but maybe she's the right one for you. You really wanna blow that chance, champ? Are you afraid of a little kid that much?
Yeah, thats right, I talked to her - a lot - at the wedding last weekend. And though she never told me directly that she had a son, I understand now some of the things that she said. You wanna know what she said, idiot? She asked me if I thought that you could honestly be faithful to her. She told me she believed you could, and I told her I believed it too. She asked me if I thought you'd ever be interested in doing with her what you never did with me, and she didn't mean remember my birthday, Yamucha. She was asking me if you'd ever be willing to have a family. I said I didn't know about that, cuz I honestly don't. I remember you once said you were.
You dumb idiot, look at what you have. "The perfect woman" and a kid who obviously thinks you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. They're right there in front of you, this could be the biggest mistake you -ever- make. And neither of you deserve that. She doesn't deserve to be ditched when you don't even know the whole story and you don't deserve to trash yourself up once again like you have soooo many times in the past. If anyone is gonna trash you up, its gonna be me if you walk away from this not knowing the whole story.
Talk to her Yamucha. Really. How hard is it to pick up the phone and say, "Hey, I think we really need to talk."? I know you were never big on talking when we were together, but you might as well start with her. If you never do, you're gonna end up like Roshi, a horny hermit living on an island with no one to talk to but a pig and a turtle (no offense guys).
I wouldn't have stayed with you so long if I didn't think you were worth something, Yamucha. I still think you are. Maybe you weren't the right one for me, but maybe she's the right one for you. You really wanna blow that chance, champ? Are you afraid of a little kid that much?
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