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hmmm so tonite im at the gym, right? and i have my ipod on rather loud because i hate the lesbian techno versions songs that they always play. well except one time they played a kelly song and i got kinda excited and suzy made fun of me.. but anyways. so im on this machine and i notice that this rather large black man is standing in front of me.
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TOTALLY had an experience like that...i was swimming at the gym the other day after my shift around 10pm or something...and this guy had followed me out to the pool after i clocked out and he sat in the hot tub watching me swim then he started talking to me and climbed in the pool and i had to inch away. mostly because he kept asking me how old i was and then said WOW YOURE THAT YOUNG?! I'm 30. and then he proceeded to tell about his high school basketball career and how his principal was an old, stupid bitch because she messed up his chance of going to college. then he starts talking to me about swimming and saying that chlorine is good for your skin...because, you know, dry skin is always loads of glamour and fun, right? then he asks where im going to college and starts telling me that my brother, michael and i were going to die next year because the terrorists are going to attack san francisco, boston and new orleans. so finally i inched my way to the edge of the pool and pretty much ran to my car. your experience sounds way more creepy though. i guess the old, fat, black guys have a thing for you...i just get the creepy, psychotic white guys who try to foresee my death due to atomic bombs.
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