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hmmm so tonite im at the gym, right? and i have my ipod on rather loud because i hate the lesbian techno versions songs that they always play. well except one time they played a kelly song and i got kinda excited and suzy made fun of me.. but anyways. so im on this machine and i notice that this rather large black man is standing in front of me. and concidering its sunday nite and no one is really at the gym but like some meat heads gazing at themselves in the mirrored walls and whispering fantasies about how hot they are, im like what the hell is this dude doing. so i take out my earphone deals and this obese man with a lazy eye is apparently talking to me and really it was a good minute that he was talking and i didnt acknowledge him. i dunno i guess he didnt think that it was wierd that i was totally not responding and im guessing it didnt occur to him that i couldnt hear a word he was saying. but so he starts telling me about how he just moved back into town and hes lovin all the changes that he sees. who the hell says that? im just like nodding and trying to think how im going to nicely say leave me the freak alone, but no it gets better. then he starts saying that hes a model. and seriously hes HUGE and has a lazy eye. and hes posing and saying the different positions that he does and like talking about how i dont need to be worried because he has a business degree to rely on. so now not only am i trying to figure out where to look because his eye is gazing off, im multi-tasking it and trying not to laugh. but i dunno i just gave up trying not to laugh when he told me that he likes to play basketball. so im like thats cool bro what position do you play?, cus honestly theres no way this guy could survive on a court. he like got really nervous and was like uhhhh i play, i play, i play (I..I..I..) yeah i dont really play but i like to play point guard. which made no sense at all but i asked him if he sinks the threes and he tried to be all tight and say yes. ahh it was the funniest thing ever. basically i told him to go away after that and he was like awwww im just trying to make some friends you know what im saying? ew people are soooo wierd. im gonna say that competes with the guy who told me that id be even hotter if i had huge quads and that he'd help me get them if i wanted. eww no thanks bud...

ummm laguna beach tomorrow nite.. anyone else stoked??

elyse guess what? i freaken cut a pineapple by myself. how proud are you? hahaha