lemminging another meme...
12-characters-meme, as seen at Grace's.
List twelve characters! Don't read my answers until you've listed your own characters if you’re wanting to fill this out later:
1. Stephen! Everybody has to pick Stephen, right? (MandC)
2. crazy!Felix (Melusiné)
3. A Klingon from the Original Series back then they all looked so much better… (Star Trek: The Original Series)
4. DEATH (Discworld)
5. Cadsuane Sedai (Wheel of Time)
6. Steve the Wraith (Stargate Atlantis)
7. Drizzt Do'Urden (Darkelf)
8. Basil the puppy!demon (Don't ask. Or, ask rahmi.)
9. Jayne (Firefly)
10. Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)
11. Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl)
12. James Norrintgon (PotC)
Which would make a better college professor, 6 (Steve the Wraith) or 11 (Artemis Fowl)? What subjects would they teach?
Definitely Artemis. Okay, so he's only be about half the size of his students, but he isn't trying to eat them, either. As for the subject, mh, literature: Mythological texts and their aplicability in modern society. An Steve: Biology, with a focus on the nonsense of vegetarianism and the inferiority of the human race.
Do you think 4 (DEATH) is hot? How hot?
That question sounds so wrong. I mean, he's cute, and adorable, and is nothing but bones and twinkling blue eyes! *shudders* DEATH is the kind of person you only want a platonic relationship with.
12 (James Norrington) sends 8 (Basil) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Steal Jack Sparrow's compass, and no, it doesn't succeed. Basil will find Jack, try to be friends with him, and wake up two days later with a helluva hangover and no trace of Jack and the Black Pearl.
What is or would be 9's (Jayne's) favorite book?
Something about guns. And with lots of pictures. Preferably politically incorrent.
Would it make more sense for 2 (crazy!Felix) to swear fealty to 6 (Steve the Wraith), or the other way around?
Oh. Well, I guess Felix would think Steve was Keeper and be so scared he did everything Steve asked of him. But Steve wouldn't want anything from him but the position of Earth, and to drain him. So that wouldn't last very long.
For some reason, 5 (Cadsuane Sedai) is looking for a roommate. Should 5 (Cadsuane Sedai) share a studio apartment with 9 (Jayne) or with 10 (Ian Malcolm)?
Bwuahaha! Well, Cadsuane is a clever, manipulative, arrogant bitch. And I am convinced she is a Black Ajah (=evil). She'd use Jayne as muscle in her plots and plans, and as long as he got paid properly he wouldn't mind doing so. Ian is too clever himself to be manipulated easily, and not the kind to just do as he's told. And he would drive her crazy always telling her how chaos theory clearly shows that all her scheming has to fail eventually. So Cadsuane/Jayne may be better for the mental health of everyone involved, but Cadsuane/Ian would be much more fun!
7 (Drizzt Do'Urden), 2 (crazy!Felix) and 12 (James Norrington) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Some kind of tavern, where no one pays too close attention to Drizzt's dark skin or Felix' tattoos. And Drizzt and James would talk about fighting the good fight and self-doubts and swords, while Felix hides under the table because he's seen a ghost. His comments wouldn't have made sense anyway.
3 (Klingon) challenges 10 (Ian Malcom) to a duel. What happens?
Well, at first it looks like the Klingon is going to win. Then he almost cuts Ian's leg of, causing the mathematicion to dull the pain with morphine. Lots of morphine. This results in Ian not being panicky anymore and confusing the poor Klingon to death with his talk of the behavior of nonlinear dynamical systems.
If 1 (Stephen) stole 8's (Basil the puppy!Demon's) most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Moping and being miserable til Sam asks him what's wrong and sends some of the other demons to get Basil's cuddly blanket back for him. Stephen, reasonable person that he is, will never figure out that a bunch of demons made the piece of cloth his mouse lemur was sleeping in disappear and will blame the hands. Basil will squee and be delighted at finding a small, furry animal in is blanket and call it Furry Animal. The mouse lemur will starve to death after a few days, not knowing what happened to that nice man he had followed out of the jungle.
Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Drizzt Do'Urden) and 12 (James Norrington) both attain what they most desire.
I'm not good with titles. Working title The long way, and it's about becoming a respected member of society and defender of the innocent.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (DEATH) and 1 (Stephen) to work together?
They'd be saving kittens from ev0l Boney.
If 7 (Drizzt Do'Urden) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Oh, be still, my fangirl heart! *swoons* No, really this entry isn't flocked. I can't tell in public. There might be children.
If you could command 3 (Klingon) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Well, I don't have much use fo-Ohoho, wait. Klingons do have beaming technology, right? *rubs hands* I'd have him install a platform in my closet.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Artemis Fowl)?
I don't think so. A pity, really, Artemis is much more interesting than Harry Potter.
If 2 (crazy!Felix) had to choose sides between 4 (DEATH) and 5 (Cadsuane Sedai), which would it be?
Death. Cadsuane would scare the hell out of him, and he did try to kill himself.
What might 10 (Ian Malcolm) shout while charging into battle?
I told you this would happen!
If you chose a song to represent 8 (basil the puppy!Demon) which song would you choose?
Puppy Love.
1 (Stephen), 6 (Steve the Wraith) and 12 (James Norrington) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Stephen. Steve the Wraith would be more interested in eating the waiter, and James would let the skinny, obviously starving man who seems to be a British citizen have the pancake because he's a gentleman.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (crazy!Felix) to use on 10 (Ian Malcolm)?
So, why does it always get worse?
What would 5 (Cadsuane Sedai) most likely be arrested for?
Conspiracy. Not that any on her con-conspirators know anything about the big plan.
What is 6's (Steve the Wraith) secret?
He's got the hots for Sheppard.
If 11 (Artemis Fowl) and 9 (Jayne) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Mh, let me think, the criminal genius or the goon? Darn, that's a hard one!
3 (Klingon) and 7 (Drizzt Do'Urden) tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Drizzt. He left the underworld and fought to protect people who were hoping he'd get himself killed. He's a saint. With scimitars.
1 (Stephen) and 9 (Jayne) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (DEATH) sinister secret organization. 11 (Artemis Fowl) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Artemis Fowl) is actually a spy for 4 (DEATH). Meanwhile, 4 (DEATH) has kidnapped 12 (James Norrintgon) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Cadsuane Sedai), they seek out 3 (the Klingon), who gives them what they need to complete their quest.
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
The wondrous story of what happened when Stephen tried to dissect a kitten. Well, grace_poppy because of Stephen. tootsiemuppet because of DEATH, rahmi for the crack factor.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Drizzt Do'Urden) or 8 (Basil the puppy!demon)?
Definitely Drizzt. Basil could't fight off a fly, and Drizzt is… Drizzt! *swoons*
And now I'll return to reading The Virtu and letting the boys break my heart.
List twelve characters! Don't read my answers until you've listed your own characters if you’re wanting to fill this out later:
1. Stephen! Everybody has to pick Stephen, right? (MandC)
2. crazy!Felix (Melusiné)
3. A Klingon from the Original Series back then they all looked so much better… (Star Trek: The Original Series)
4. DEATH (Discworld)
5. Cadsuane Sedai (Wheel of Time)
6. Steve the Wraith (Stargate Atlantis)
7. Drizzt Do'Urden (Darkelf)
8. Basil the puppy!demon (Don't ask. Or, ask rahmi.)
9. Jayne (Firefly)
10. Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)
11. Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl)
12. James Norrintgon (PotC)
Which would make a better college professor, 6 (Steve the Wraith) or 11 (Artemis Fowl)? What subjects would they teach?
Definitely Artemis. Okay, so he's only be about half the size of his students, but he isn't trying to eat them, either. As for the subject, mh, literature: Mythological texts and their aplicability in modern society. An Steve: Biology, with a focus on the nonsense of vegetarianism and the inferiority of the human race.
Do you think 4 (DEATH) is hot? How hot?
That question sounds so wrong. I mean, he's cute, and adorable, and is nothing but bones and twinkling blue eyes! *shudders* DEATH is the kind of person you only want a platonic relationship with.
12 (James Norrington) sends 8 (Basil) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Steal Jack Sparrow's compass, and no, it doesn't succeed. Basil will find Jack, try to be friends with him, and wake up two days later with a helluva hangover and no trace of Jack and the Black Pearl.
What is or would be 9's (Jayne's) favorite book?
Something about guns. And with lots of pictures. Preferably politically incorrent.
Would it make more sense for 2 (crazy!Felix) to swear fealty to 6 (Steve the Wraith), or the other way around?
Oh. Well, I guess Felix would think Steve was Keeper and be so scared he did everything Steve asked of him. But Steve wouldn't want anything from him but the position of Earth, and to drain him. So that wouldn't last very long.
For some reason, 5 (Cadsuane Sedai) is looking for a roommate. Should 5 (Cadsuane Sedai) share a studio apartment with 9 (Jayne) or with 10 (Ian Malcolm)?
Bwuahaha! Well, Cadsuane is a clever, manipulative, arrogant bitch. And I am convinced she is a Black Ajah (=evil). She'd use Jayne as muscle in her plots and plans, and as long as he got paid properly he wouldn't mind doing so. Ian is too clever himself to be manipulated easily, and not the kind to just do as he's told. And he would drive her crazy always telling her how chaos theory clearly shows that all her scheming has to fail eventually. So Cadsuane/Jayne may be better for the mental health of everyone involved, but Cadsuane/Ian would be much more fun!
7 (Drizzt Do'Urden), 2 (crazy!Felix) and 12 (James Norrington) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Some kind of tavern, where no one pays too close attention to Drizzt's dark skin or Felix' tattoos. And Drizzt and James would talk about fighting the good fight and self-doubts and swords, while Felix hides under the table because he's seen a ghost. His comments wouldn't have made sense anyway.
3 (Klingon) challenges 10 (Ian Malcom) to a duel. What happens?
Well, at first it looks like the Klingon is going to win. Then he almost cuts Ian's leg of, causing the mathematicion to dull the pain with morphine. Lots of morphine. This results in Ian not being panicky anymore and confusing the poor Klingon to death with his talk of the behavior of nonlinear dynamical systems.
If 1 (Stephen) stole 8's (Basil the puppy!Demon's) most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Moping and being miserable til Sam asks him what's wrong and sends some of the other demons to get Basil's cuddly blanket back for him. Stephen, reasonable person that he is, will never figure out that a bunch of demons made the piece of cloth his mouse lemur was sleeping in disappear and will blame the hands. Basil will squee and be delighted at finding a small, furry animal in is blanket and call it Furry Animal. The mouse lemur will starve to death after a few days, not knowing what happened to that nice man he had followed out of the jungle.
Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Drizzt Do'Urden) and 12 (James Norrington) both attain what they most desire.
I'm not good with titles. Working title The long way, and it's about becoming a respected member of society and defender of the innocent.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (DEATH) and 1 (Stephen) to work together?
They'd be saving kittens from ev0l Boney.
If 7 (Drizzt Do'Urden) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Oh, be still, my fangirl heart! *swoons* No, really this entry isn't flocked. I can't tell in public. There might be children.
If you could command 3 (Klingon) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Well, I don't have much use fo-Ohoho, wait. Klingons do have beaming technology, right? *rubs hands* I'd have him install a platform in my closet.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Artemis Fowl)?
I don't think so. A pity, really, Artemis is much more interesting than Harry Potter.
If 2 (crazy!Felix) had to choose sides between 4 (DEATH) and 5 (Cadsuane Sedai), which would it be?
Death. Cadsuane would scare the hell out of him, and he did try to kill himself.
What might 10 (Ian Malcolm) shout while charging into battle?
I told you this would happen!
If you chose a song to represent 8 (basil the puppy!Demon) which song would you choose?
Puppy Love.
1 (Stephen), 6 (Steve the Wraith) and 12 (James Norrington) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Stephen. Steve the Wraith would be more interested in eating the waiter, and James would let the skinny, obviously starving man who seems to be a British citizen have the pancake because he's a gentleman.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (crazy!Felix) to use on 10 (Ian Malcolm)?
So, why does it always get worse?
What would 5 (Cadsuane Sedai) most likely be arrested for?
Conspiracy. Not that any on her con-conspirators know anything about the big plan.
What is 6's (Steve the Wraith) secret?
He's got the hots for Sheppard.
If 11 (Artemis Fowl) and 9 (Jayne) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Mh, let me think, the criminal genius or the goon? Darn, that's a hard one!
3 (Klingon) and 7 (Drizzt Do'Urden) tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
Drizzt. He left the underworld and fought to protect people who were hoping he'd get himself killed. He's a saint. With scimitars.
1 (Stephen) and 9 (Jayne) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (DEATH) sinister secret organization. 11 (Artemis Fowl) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (Artemis Fowl) is actually a spy for 4 (DEATH). Meanwhile, 4 (DEATH) has kidnapped 12 (James Norrintgon) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Cadsuane Sedai), they seek out 3 (the Klingon), who gives them what they need to complete their quest.
What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
The wondrous story of what happened when Stephen tried to dissect a kitten. Well, grace_poppy because of Stephen. tootsiemuppet because of DEATH, rahmi for the crack factor.
If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Drizzt Do'Urden) or 8 (Basil the puppy!demon)?
Definitely Drizzt. Basil could't fight off a fly, and Drizzt is… Drizzt! *swoons*
And now I'll return to reading The Virtu and letting the boys break my heart.