...that dervs_94 thought were amazingly funny quotes this year..

1. Niamh Winters "You know, when you think about it, sleeping's weird, isn't it?
I was told this one day during a religion class, and just gave her a strange look...

2. Shane McGaughey "Raxacoddiclaspatrius? No. Raxacoroiscalpatrus? Nope. Raxacoroticoptris? Nah. Wait. ( Read more... )

...that first year students are scared of:

1. Wasps.
On the first day back we heard a class, 22 of them, in a chemistry room squealing at a wasp.

2. Dodgeballs.
We were playing dodgeball in P.E. and the 1st years squealed (yet again) and ran away from the balls.

3. English teachers.
Mention the name of an english teacher to one and they go quiet and ( Read more... )