Look at this perfect speciman of a man.. seriously, just look (I know I am!):
I can't even. He's just so delicious.
Seriously: Fernando Llorente, if you ever happen to stumble upon this (it could happen!), please be aware of the fact that my only ambition in life is to marry you and bear your children.
I would be the perfect housewife. I really would!
And I know I'm not exactly typical WAG material, but I'm pretty cool. I'm nice & friendly. And I am very VERY willing to accept you in me. That's got to count for something.. right? :P
Just consider it, ok. And let me know when you want to meet me. I'm free pretty much every day..
Thank you.
Once again for luck..:
I WANT YOU.
I WANT YOU SO BA-A-A-AAAD,
IT'S DRIVING ME MAD.