...WOW.
Good evening everyone. I have something important to share with you all- my dear friends.
I'd like to introduce you all to someone very special to me.
This is my new boyfriend:
His name is Fernando Llorente.
He is 6ft5- ie, VERY TALL. This is nice.
He is Spanish. This is nice.
He is all football-toned and cute. This is also nice. Very very nice.
I hope you'll all be happy for us. You are, of course, all invited to our upcoming wedding.
And that is all I have to say regarding this matter.
p.s. I hardly think this is necessary at this point, but I shall say it only as a matter of tradition:
GET IN ME.
Thank you, and goodbye.