( what a load of waffle; HP7 review )

I kept hoping Avery and Dolohov would bust out of Azkaban, you know? Get an apartment together somewhere, just hang out, like those guys on friends. YOU KNOW YOU'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

( gh!avery&dolohov. post ootp. DAMN I WANTED THEM IN HBP. )

( harry potter & the half-blood prince )

I'M DONE BUT I'M TOO FUCKING PISSED OFF TO SAY ANYTHING YET. GODDAMNIT HARRY, YOU CONTINUE TO BE THE BIGGEST IDIOT EVER.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM STILL NOT DONE.

( harry potter & the half-blood prince chapters 10-22 )

( harry potter and the half-blood prince chapters 1-9 )

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU HAVE ALL FINISHED THIS BOOK YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HAD IT 24 HOURS

"So. You're going to suffer. But you're going to be. happy. about it."

( A Review of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban )

( ill advised and late poa trailer recaps :-? )