OKCupid exchange OTN

[dergerm]

So I messaged this dude on OKC like forever ago. He was hot, funny, and interesting so I figured "What the hell" and shot a short 'Hey, what's up? You seem cool, let's touch butts' or whatever.

SIX MONTHS LATER he replies back with:

Hey! Wow I completely forgot I had an okcupid account, so this reply is half a year late. At this rate, I might get

Comments

[vurumai]

That was a cute exchange and cuter response.

When you say touch butts, do you mean touch the butts together like pooping back and forth or touching each other butts with your hands.

[dergerm]

No, touch butts as in he puts his butt against my butt. No poop. Just regular gay stuff.

[vurumai]

Seriously, I wish you luck.

OMG

[psion_dynamo]

that is a thing? people do this? huh.
I learn something new everyday.

you're so witty.

[psion_dynamo]

I wouldn't have come up with a response nearly so interesting.
Also, who you be on okc, so I can creep on you? freakbynight nere
(it was a pun, but it's starting to actually fit me)

anyway, good luck!

Re: you're so witty.

[dergerm]

I'm HeWasAZombie, but I probably won't be on there much longer.

[onemore24601]

score!

[dergerm]

Not so much. No response. He failed the test.

[halfawake]

None yet, anyway. Keep in mind it took him six months to respond the first time. So you'll probably get another response in six months or so.

[onemore24601]

exactly what i was gonna say! :o)