OKCupid exchange OTN
So I messaged this dude on OKC like forever ago. He was hot, funny, and interesting so I figured "What the hell" and shot a short 'Hey, what's up? You seem cool, let's touch butts' or whatever.
SIX MONTHS LATER he replies back with:
Hey! Wow I completely forgot I had an okcupid account, so this reply is half a year late. At this rate, I might get to know you before we turn 50. You sound really cool, so I'm glad you said hey ( :
I was kinda surprised, both by the lateness and the fact that he bothered to respond at all, so I figured I'd fuck with him a bit and reply with:
Well at that rate at least we'll both be hot daddies by that time, right? So I'll write this message in anticipation of your reading it six months from now.
Hey, what's up six-months-from-now you? Glad you to see you've survived the Ron Paul Bloody Revolution, especially after he revealed he was a lizard person sent to take our blood and what not. Still the better candidate over Satan and Martha Stewart I guess. Who'd have thought? Still doesn't have a chance in this two party system, amirite? So how've you been holding up in this post apocalyptic wasteland? Stay strong, and aim for the head.
If he replies with anything less than a marriage proposal, or at least a proposal to touch butts, I will be upset.
SIX MONTHS LATER he replies back with:
Hey! Wow I completely forgot I had an okcupid account, so this reply is half a year late. At this rate, I might get to know you before we turn 50. You sound really cool, so I'm glad you said hey ( :
I was kinda surprised, both by the lateness and the fact that he bothered to respond at all, so I figured I'd fuck with him a bit and reply with:
Well at that rate at least we'll both be hot daddies by that time, right? So I'll write this message in anticipation of your reading it six months from now.
Hey, what's up six-months-from-now you? Glad you to see you've survived the Ron Paul Bloody Revolution, especially after he revealed he was a lizard person sent to take our blood and what not. Still the better candidate over Satan and Martha Stewart I guess. Who'd have thought? Still doesn't have a chance in this two party system, amirite? So how've you been holding up in this post apocalyptic wasteland? Stay strong, and aim for the head.
If he replies with anything less than a marriage proposal, or at least a proposal to touch butts, I will be upset.