The idea being to choose a band or artist, and then answer the questions using only their song titles... I added one extra one, because it was too much fun not to.
(I guess since I chose rammstein, I'll throw some translations in)
Are you a male or female:
Alter Mann (Old Man)
Describe yourself:
Der Meister (The Master)
How do you feel:
Mein Herz Brennt (My Heart Burns)
Describe where you currently live:
Hilf mir (Help me)
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Moskau (Moskow)
Your favourite form of transportation:
Feuerräder (Burning Wheels)
Your best friend?
Keine Lust (No Desire)
You and your best friends are:
Jeder Lacht (Everyone Laughs)
What's the weather like:
Nebel (Fog)
Favourite time of day:
Sonne (Sun)
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Wollt Ihr Das Bett in Flammen Sehen? (Do you want to see the bed in flames?)
What is life to you:
Ein Lied (A song)
Your Other Half:
Engel (Angel)(applications welcome)
Your relationship:
Heirate Mich (Marry Me)
Your fear:
Das Alte Leid (The Old Sorrow)
What is the best advice you have to give:
Küss Mich (Kiss Me) (it was either that or Büch Dich...or Bestrafe Mich)
Thought for the Day:
Stirb Nicht vor Mir (Don't die before me)
How I would like to die:
Herzeleid (Heartache)
My soul's present condition:
Adios (Adios)
My motto:
Liebe ist für Alle da! (Love is for everyone)