May 05, 2005 20:39
I WANNA ROCK!!!
Man oh man, I need to get back to my old school punk RAWK roots. I miss those days. Fuck this conservative dress code shit. I want to be DIRTY, DISORGANIZED, DISINFECTED, DISDISINESS, the whole shebang! I want to drink so much alcohol that my liver bursts out of my body, climbs the fleshy mountain to my face, bitchslap me and tell me to knock it the fuck out! YAH! FUCKING ROCK n' ROLL! KILL BODIES, EAT BABIES, RAPE GRANNIES AND READ BEDTIME STORIES TO KIDS ABOUT BLOOD AND GUTS! FUCK YEAH! I want to have a mohawk, go up to someone and say, "HEY PAL, I GOT A MOHAWK, SO THAT MEANS I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU UP AND STEAL YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND THEN HAVE A NICE CHAT WITH HER BEFORE I PAY FOR AN EXPENSIVE DINNER AND MOVIE, WHICH WILL LEAD US BACK TO HER PLACE WHERE SHE WILL SAY SHE HAD A NICE TIME, INVITE ME IN FOR SOME COFFEE (WHICH IS LIKE TOTAL CODE FOR FUCK ME HARD ON THE COUCH) AND I'LL SAY 'NAHHHH, I'M KIND OF TIRED. I'LL CALL YOU LATER.' AND THEN I WON'T CALL HER FOR LIKE A WEEK!!! WHAT NOW BITCH!?"
Damn yo, that would be THE SHIT.