Apr 23, 2005 00:33
Well crap!
How is it that every nice girl that you know has already gots da hook-up? She's all like, "OMG, let's chill 2gether" and I'm like "Word dawg" and then it's all like "Oh snap, BF FOOL! Back up off my sex grill" I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Am I cursed for the rest of my life to just be the "oh yeah, he's a really good friend" guy?
I'm going to go with a solid yes. Fuck it, I still got masturbation. That'll keep me sane for 3 more months.
POST SCRIPT: So I volunteered to be a 2848, which is a Fix-It Marine for a Recon Unit who goes out in the field and actually does crap with the Recon guys. I hope I get that job so I can be all sneaky and shit. I bet I could even walk up to a deer and kill it with a K-bar if I got the job.