I feel amusing...maybe...

Feb 19, 2007 22:46

EIGHT last times:

8. last cigarette: i'm 18 but not really tempted...is that weird?
7. last beverage: My protein shake that makes me jacked...
6. last phone call: like 5 minutes ago
5. last text message: holy shit. im not even kidding. as i was reading this, i got at text message. i swear. woa.
3. last BUBBLE bath: age 5
2. last time you cried: i'm jacked, i don't cry
1. last time you hugged someone: probably somebody at the game...i don't know.

SEVEN have you's:

7. have you ever dated someone twice?: haha i've only dated one person once.
6. have you ever been cheated on?: again... ^
5. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: yes. often.
4. have you ever fallen in love?: i really really hate these myspace survey questions about LOVE
3. have you ever lost someone?: Maxine. dog when i was like...8?
2. have you ever been depressed?: i cut. every day.
1. have you ever had a heartbreak?: i am melodramatic. there. i said it. i'm still jacked though.

>SIX things you did in the past three days:

6. Went to school: 3 day weekend, bitch.
5. Went to work: hahaha my parents hate me for not working. "DEREK GET A JOB!!! here's 20 dollars"
4. Colored: colored?
3. Got drunk: N/A
2. Slept: I'd hope so, i might be clinically dead otherwise
1. Hurt yourself: I fell down playing energy ball. most harmless game ever...i found a way to hurt myself. plus, ankle.

FIVE people you can tell pretty much anything:

1. Zack
2.
3.
4.
5.

I can't think of anybody else. that is really really sad.

>THIS YEAR...2007

Made a new friend: many
Fallen out of love: fuck you, myspace love
Laughed until you cried?: I'm sure i have. every other day i see something that is "the funniest thing I've ever seen"
Went behind your parents back: all the time.
Met someone who changed your life: i suppose that isn't hard to do.

>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF..

1. Bush? GAY
2. Gay marriage? GAY
3. Lowering the drinking age? GAY

>ABOUT YOU:

4. Straight, Gay, Bi?: Straight up.

5. Who is the best hugger that you know? Anacondas

6 Do you believe in love at first sight? Two words... Sarah Carter

7.Is there something you want to tell someone? I FUCKING HATE THIS QUESTION! ITS ON EVERY FUCKING MYSPACE SURVEY!

8. what kinda shirt are you wearing? Godwin Basketball Camp. I can dunk.

9. How many kids do you want to have:? 2 exceptionally athletic boys. I'm throwing the girls back.

10. Do you have a good relationship with your parent(s)? My daddy and I had a good heart-to-heart over the beachweek letter we got from Godwin. That was a good indicator.

11. Do you want to change your name?: My name fucking rules. If i had to change it, it would be Reiko.

12. What did you do for your last birthday? Guitar Hero, Cigars, BW3's, oh. and i snuck out to a random field in rockville. and got caught. and didn't get in trouble because my parents don't know anything about discipline.

13. What time did you wake up today? noon. i'm a bum.

14. What were you doing at midnight last night? plotting.

15. Name something you CANNOT wait to do? fucking graduate.

16. Last time you saw your father? hour ago? he went to bed. WEIRD. why do you want to know about my father?

17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? I'm jacked.

18. Which hand do you like better?: what the fuck?

19.What are you listening to right now?: Darkness.

21. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? yeah. i'm a douchebag. I usually repeat it to themself.

22. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from somebody? D00ds don't do that.

23. Who's getting on your nerves right now?: everybody i have ever met

24. Most visited webpage? I want to say something other than facebook. but im a creeper. damnit.

25. Coke or Pepsi?: Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper

26. Do you have a crush?: FUCK YOU, MYSPACE GENERATION!

27. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week? is there really like a definite difference? Would you look at "Have you kissed anybody in the past week" like "Gosh...I don't know, somebody else kissed me, so no...omg i have a crush...im in love...i want to tell somebody something right now." fucking myspace.

28. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world? Just about everything George Bush has ever done.

29. Do you think there's some models/people out there that should gain a couple pounds? No, fat people don't deserve to live. You have to ber skinny and attractive to be a real person.

30. Do you enjoy your friendship with your friends? ...And on that note, I want to say that I absolutly despise whoever created this and I hope that they either find something better to do with their life or die. kthnxbye.

This surveys entertain me...for all the wrong reasons.
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