Attn: George Weasley

Aug 28, 2005 15:16

My misguided brother,

I have compiled a list of points. I hope you will peruse them very carefully.

Point the first: Flowers make for a low-stress environment, both for employees and customers. They are thought to be therapeutic and soothing.
Point the second: Flowers appeal to both genders. After all, roses have thorns, and Muggle men in Hawaii wear flower-print shirts all the time.
Point the third: Flowers come in many colours. There are a good many options to choose from. (I like the yellow ones. Sunflowers. Yes, those are good.)
Point the fourth: Flowers are living and breathing organisms. Above all else, Weasley Enterprises strives to put life and vivacity into its products. The wallpaper would help convey this theme.
Point the fifth: I came up with this idea. I am a better businessman than you. Therefore, my idea is better by default.

I am sure you can see now why we should go with the floral wallpaper.

Sincerest regards,

Fred Weasley
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