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So, my bratwurst delivery arrived in the post last Friday. I was only able to cook the damn things today along with delicious sauerkraut and, uhh...
Does anyone know a spell that will get rid of this godawful taste? I'd try pouring some old-fashioned bleach down my throat, but I'm afraid it would ruin my insides.
Stupid bloody Germans. What in the name of Diet-, uhh, Peter are they good at, anyway? Apart from ruddy ski-jumping, of course.
What a senseless sport that is, too. Only Muggles would think it to be bloody fantastic that someone can jump a few tens of meters with a pair of wooden boards glued onto their shoes.
Now I am just annoyed. I need something to cuddle. ASAP!
Does anyone know a spell that will get rid of this godawful taste? I'd try pouring some old-fashioned bleach down my throat, but I'm afraid it would ruin my insides.
Stupid bloody Germans. What in the name of Diet-, uhh, Peter are they good at, anyway? Apart from ruddy ski-jumping, of course.
What a senseless sport that is, too. Only Muggles would think it to be bloody fantastic that someone can jump a few tens of meters with a pair of wooden boards glued onto their shoes.
Now I am just annoyed. I need something to cuddle. ASAP!