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This Weasley twin received the correct end of the lollipop. It's all right, Fred, I'm certain it is nice to be associated with ...prunes when people see you. And come on, it's a female body! A gorge-.. A female body, Fred! It's very uncomfortable going to the toilet with someone else's equipment stuck in your trousers, I'll have you know.
Don't worry, silly Hufflepuff, your secret's safe with me. I won't embarass you in front of your girlfriend.
As for how my ball went, me and my date didn't spend much time with anyone else. Too much commotion, plus it was irate trying to guess who everyone was. Also, the person who decided who everyone was Polyjuicing into? Thanks for arranging the ultimate chaperon on my date.
We really did spend all evening talking about ponies. So sparkly! Galloping!
PS. Blaise, how did your evening go?
Don't worry, silly Hufflepuff, your secret's safe with me. I won't embarass you in front of your girlfriend.
As for how my ball went, me and my date didn't spend much time with anyone else. Too much commotion, plus it was irate trying to guess who everyone was. Also, the person who decided who everyone was Polyjuicing into? Thanks for arranging the ultimate chaperon on my date.
We really did spend all evening talking about ponies. So sparkly! Galloping!
PS. Blaise, how did your evening go?