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[deranged_gofer]

This Weasley twin received the correct end of the lollipop. It's all right, Fred, I'm certain it is nice to be associated with ...prunes when people see you. And come on, it's a female body! A gorge-.. A female body, Fred! It's very uncomfortable going to the toilet with someone else's equipment stuck in your trousers, I'll have you know

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[stolen_marbles]

Isn't my hair so pretty? I really like this shade! And my figure! I wonder if it's possible to keep it.

The stars were pretty, though, and I liked your stories about ponies.

You know so much about them! I'm impressed, really. Dancing is overrated, especially when you could be talking about ponies.

[deranged_gofer]

Your figure was fine before the punch, Luna...

The stars were! And well, I did some studying so we'd have something to talk about. Besides ponies, I read about other horsie-type of animals. What do you know about donkeys? Me? More than I should.

I actually did try to get you to dance, but, uhh, there were just so many pony topics to go through in one night!

[stolen_marbles]

You're too nice, George.

I know quite a bit about donkeys, actually. When I was six, I went to a Muggle celebration of some kind. They had a man riding a donkey, and there were palm branches and things everywhere. Suddenly the donkey panicked and dove out of the window.

Glass went everywhere. It was pretty; like a broken rainbow.

[deranged_gofer]

Oh my Godric, that's awful, Luna! Was the donkey injured?

Wait, they had the donkey inside a building? I hope it wasn't one of those Muggle sky-crapers. Nothing is more sad than a dead ass. They're so cute! The way they bounce trut. Or, I don't know, walk. What do donkeys do, anyway? Besides jump out of windows.

[stolen_marbles]

The donkey was fine. The man wasn't; he broke his leg.

Yes, it was a hurch? lurch? I don't know, it had a pointy roof.

Donkeys like to walk, mostly. They don't like things that make them work, like a few people I can think of, actually.

Father has recieved reports of flying donkeys. Wouldn't that be wonderful? To soar into the sky on the back of a donkey?

[deranged_gofer]

It might've just been a restaraunt, Luna. I know Muggle houses with pointy roofs, with onions on top of them. It's a continental thing, I guess.

Would you prefer a donkey to a Hippogriff? I would. Less attitude, more willingness to take orders. Hippogriffs are such ruddy divas. "You must bow down before touching! No touchy! No touchy! Or I will take your arm off!"
Please.

[stolen_marbles]

Hippogriffs are noble creatures though, they won't allow just anyone to ride them. I mean, look what happened when Malfoy tried. He was slashed!

It was awful, there was just so much blood everywhere.