Instead of making New Year's Resolutions or cheesy "highlights" from last year, I have made a list of the hottest girls of 2006. It was going to be a list called "Girls I Thought About the Most While Masturbating in 2006", but since my sister accidentally revealed to me that she reads my LiveJournal, I am no longer comfortable discussing my sexual ( Read more... )

"...then she reaches up to feel her brain and she starts rubbing it with her hand over and over. And then she has an orgasm from rubbing her brain, and then she dies."
-Jenny on "Dead End"

"It would be nice to fly on an English-speaking flight this time. Because last time I thought they were saying 'The plane is now going to crash' in Chinese, and I had to wait forever for it to be repeated in English. As it turned out they were just saying 'You are getting chicken for dinner'."
-Jenny

I performed 3 or 4 "celebrity face matching analysis" thingamabobs over at myheritage.com. According to my results, I am Brad Pitt, and Jenny is Camilla Belle. So together, we look like this:

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Me: Oh man, Sarah Michelle Gellar Prinze Junior was supposed to play Rogue when they cast Xmen ( Read more... )

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