so last night... at like 1am... my brother and I were sitting in the living room and decided to listen to On Our Own by Bobby Brown, from the Ghostbuster 2 movie... and... this happened ( Read more... )

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my brother's room is full of baby spiders, he has tons of nests, so my mom cleaned the room and my brother now wants a mass murder of spiders... he says "fight them mom, kill them, welcome to the holocaust spiders... I'll be Hitler"... he wants to gas them or just kill them ( Read more... )

my brother claims I am a sea urchant swimming wise.. you know at like the YMCA they assign you sea animals for your swimming rank... well, thats my rank... so he said when I swim, I say 'photosynthesis'... so now he and I now sit at the table and say "photosynthesis" and slurp and tilt our heads and we just sit there saying it together at the same ( Read more... )

I have been googling things for my brother for the last half hour... everything from Mike Mulligan's Popperville to a Piddle Pond to Frosted Donut Factory in Rhode Island for real... so what I need from you people is ideas... I need things we can do, for free or little money, to keep my brother busy for next week... he wants to go places and I have ( Read more... )

my brother and I missed some of the ending of the price is right, we just saw red shirt lady win it all... we missed the spinning wheel prior to that... it was sad... we were doing a food run and it took longer than planned because stupid high school students take forever to order and plus I ran into Mr. Parker ( Read more... )

my brother is reading a poem I wrote in 11th grade out loud. Its HILARIOUS! Me + Poetry = HORRIBLE ( Read more... )

my brother has decided to defriend me and has assigned me to my sister... this is bad... my sister touched me and I turned around quickly and yelled "DON'T TOUCH ME YOU FREAK!" and she touched me again, so I did what Joey does when my sister's dog (my replacement as his friend) touches him... hit the dog on the nose... now I tried this, and it didn ( Read more... )

so I don't know why I even cared to begin with. I shouldn't have even worried about them at all, because obviously I mean nothing to them anyway. So you know what, I don't care. Maybe they aren't as great of a person as they think they are. Because if me being happy makes you miserable, then you really need to take a good look at youself. I ( Read more... )

"i think george lucas wrote the bible"- joey

"I think... help... help me if you can I'm feeling down, and I do appreciate you being round, won't you please, please help me"- joey

"is it in the bible?"- joey
"no"- my mom
"get out"- joey

we are having a bible study group, we are THAT bored.