I'm just doing this in one post because there aren't as many as last semester...

"The beast is The Eunuch, that's why he's so upset all the time."
"Dude...the Beast's penis is so hairy."  - Rachel and Lauren

"My first marrige will be my first marriage." - Rachel

"Rachel, are you ok?"
"I have a bucket full of candy and a backpack full of alcohol.  I'm ( Read more... )

James fell into a river.  now he's sitting in our suite wearing a flower towel waiting for his pants to dry. SUITE 240 KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

sometimes you're drunk in hoco,nbd.  

My dad's  the greatestHNHHG!

Day drinking outside...what a wonderful day!!

Playing the Game of Thrones Drinking Game: best thing I've done all day

So while Rachel, Katie and Michelle went to the bars like losers, Kristin and I are watching Lost.  Right Now: we're watching Live Together, Die Alone, ONE OF MY FAVORITES! I was thinking about this episode the othjer day and how awesome Desmond is/was/justt SO GREAT. 

Rachel: Lauren, you talk about dogs  the way I talk about children.
Lauren: Yeah...
Michelle: No, Rachel, when you see children you're more like MY OVARIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.  I've never heard Lauren say that about dogs. 

2 things happened tonight that are both good and not so good ( Read more... )

"Oh, hey Doakes.  Thanks for supporting the bowling team last night."

"FUCK YOU."

Doakes is, without a doubt, one of my favorite people.  Ever.

"So what do you normally listen to when you're writing papers?"
"I like songs about murder." - Rachel and Becky, late at night

"We're wounded animals!!" - Katie

"Well, if I'm going to undo his pants, I'm going to get something out of it." - Me

" Ghetto with a pedal." - Kristin

It was a really great semester.  I'm going to miss everyone.