An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor ( Read more... )

No racial profiling in Israel. Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports ( Read more... )

"Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the ( Read more... )

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving ( Read more... )

These sentences are supposed to have been completed by first graders...whether that's true or not, I enjoyed them ( Read more... )

Bharatpur hasn't disappointed....we saw so many birds that were new to me, and the day was studded with highlights....I must thank Geetanjali for this lovely trip. I have so many photos, that I can't post with this slow net connection (yes, I've pinched KM's Reliance card again)....and will probably delete most of them by the time I get home ( Read more... )

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi ( Read more... )

If it is on, I must turn it off.

If it is off, I must turn it on.

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In the following narrative, I am not sure how Mukesh plans to drive to work from the 3rd floor...but....on with the story ( Read more... )

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, both looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to him.

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