Stolen from dear Kayla
1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
4) You're sposed to like.. tag people for this, but that doesn't make sense to me. So blah.
* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days. (Although I do watch movies.)
* I love olives.
* I own lots of books. (or at least a decent number of them)
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games.
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies. (or at least bits of them.. I don't think I've ever sat through a whole thing)
* I have been in a threesome.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.
* I curse sometimes. (hahaha)
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Not everywhere, but I usually have my usb/pocket knife on me cause it's on my keychain and I often carry my Leatherman.)
* I'm TOTALLY smart. (Not totally yet. ;))
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Doesn't everyone? I hope so. :-p)
* I hate the rain.
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Only to fix my loose skin and stretch marks.)
* I need/want money right now. (This is probably bold for everybody. :-p
* I love sushi. <--hahahahaha
* I talk really, really fast.
* I have fresh breath in the morning. (Although I don't think it's TOO bad.)
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I think it'd be fun to go and lose a little. Although it'd be MORE fun to actually win.)
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look. (with clothes on at least!)
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (I'm sure I have. I tell white lies all the time.)
* I know how to cornrow.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized. (No opinion.)
* I think Britney Spears is pretty.
* I slept with a roommate.
* I have a hidden talent.
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends.
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex.
* I enjoy talking on the phone. (With certain people for various amounts of time.)
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop. (Sadly, it's true. Clothes, electronics, music, and especially movies. I love buying stuff. It's bad.)
* I enjoy window shopping. (I still notice people, but less and less. Probably not at all if Cat were around.)
* I would rather shop than eat.
* I would classify myself as ghetto.
* I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. (I've probably hated people before, but I can't really recall any feelings of genuine hate.)
* I'm a pretty good dancer. (I'm pretty good at Swing I think, but that's becoming less and less useful as a dance style.)
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone. (Temporarily Deactivated though)
* I believe in god.
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
*I currently like someone. (Big time! ...hi Cat!)
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
* I'm not allergic to anything. (Nothing major, but I have seasonal allergies. Does that count as being allergic?)
* I have a lot to learn.
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
* I am shy around the opposite sex.
* I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol, no drugs.)
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
* When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
* I enjoy some country music. (Can't say yes to this really... but there are a few songs that are okay. And Bluegrass is fun.)
* I would die for my best friends. (I'd like to think that I would die for people I don't even know. ..though less so when I think about not being around for my girlfriend. I hope that's not a selfish thought.)
* I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
* I watch soap operas whenever I can.
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
* I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (No, halloween is awesome cause girls can dress slutty without being seen as slutty. Sexy eskimo/indian/nurse/angel/british hooker? Bring it on!)
* I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (Not often, but it can be funny. And the movie is great!)
* I have dated a close friend's ex.
* I like surveys/memes. (It's something to do!)
* I am happy at this moment. (Very.)
* I’m obsessed with guys.
* Democrat.
* Conservative Republican. (But I'm not the crazy variety, I don't think.)
* I am punk rockish.(<-though there are some occasions)
* I am preppy.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time. (This is because most tests I take these days are important.)
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. (Except my grandpa and maybe a couple of my sisters. My grandpa taught me! My shoes are tied better than yours, hey.)
* I can work on a car. (I wish I was more adept though.)
* I love my job.
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can.
* I have jumped off a bridge. (It was very low to the ground.)
* I love sea turtles. (I like the cute, fast, waddly newborns that the birds always eat!)
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I believe in prophetic dreams. (But they're very very very rare. So don't claim you had one!)
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Imma do it too!)
* I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Harmonica!)
* I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
* I hate office jobs.
* I love sci-fi movies.
* I think water rules. (If you hate water you are either a hypocrite or you are dead right now.)
* I went to college out of state. (A little bit.)
* I am adopted.
* I like sausage.
* I am a pyro. (A little.)
* I love the Red Sox. (Cause they're from Boston)
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I love kisses. (From the right person. Random people and family kisses can be annoying.)
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors.
* I love Dear Abby.
* I can't live without black eyeliner.
* I think school is awesome.
* I think pigtails serve a purpose. (Hahaha! The only context in which I would like them!)
* I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
* I usually like covers better than originals. (Quite often!)
* I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
* I think John Cusack is adorable.
* I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays
* I watch Food Network way too much.
* I love coaching youth sports.
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
* I have ridden/owned a horse. (Took western riding lessons when I was little. Have ridden a little since then, but not often.)
* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
* I can't stick to a diet.
* I talk in my sleep. (I didn't think I did, but Amanda says I do! I apparently even debate in my sleep!)
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Not often, but I've done that before.)
* Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
* I have jazz in my blood.
* I would not be friends if they weren't family.
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo.
* I love vaginas. (I wouldn't want to say that I don't love them. :-p)
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I know who Santos L. Halper is.
* I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
* I love wrestling. (Fun, but I haven't done it in a long time. Not real wrestling either.. just.. rasslin'!)
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
* I have been to over 15 conventions.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (The occasional.)
* I'm an artist.
* I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
* I am ambidexterous.
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* My computer has a name.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes.
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I don't think she tagged anyone.)
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (used to)
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible.
* I love hugs more than kisses.
* I want to own my own business. (Eventually, on the side. A pub.)
* I smoke or have tried cigarettes. (I still enjoy the very occasional cigar.)
* I have met a star from ABC's LOST.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then.
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Only cause I knew I'd win. People never take anything good off. Chickens. They only want to see everyone else naked.)
* I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because.
* I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
* I can't stand being alone.
* I have at least one obsession at any given time.
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I know what THACO means.
* I have a signed Tom Servo head.
* I'm a judgmental asshole.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen
* I was a Spice Girls fan and I'm proud of it.
* I have traveled on more than one continent.
* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear
* I have seen every single episode of more than one television show. (Mirical of DVD.)
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
* I am a Libertarian.
* I can sing songs in languages I don't speak (Le Cucaracha! (sp?))
* I could speak more than one language.
* I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
* I am ovulating. (What can I say? Getting in touch with my feminine side.)
* I am very confused
* I believe that everything ends
* I like happy endings
* I ask too many questions
* I coined the word "puccashina" and am the only one using it.
* I am a closet philanthropist.
* I can recite all 50 states in alphabetical order, from memory.
* I would rather read than watch TV.
* I like reading fact more than fiction.
* I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I've pulled on an an assignment I was given a SEMESTER to do!)
* I have at one time considered becoming an assassin using only a knife and a pack of gum.
* My parents never gave me a set allowance. (They did.. when I was very young. How much? $0.85.)
* I always ALWAYS play as Professor Plum when playing the board came Clue.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
4) You're sposed to like.. tag people for this, but that doesn't make sense to me. So blah.
* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days. (Although I do watch movies.)
* I love olives.
* I own lots of books. (or at least a decent number of them)
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games.
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies. (or at least bits of them.. I don't think I've ever sat through a whole thing)
* I have been in a threesome.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.
* I curse sometimes. (hahaha)
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Not everywhere, but I usually have my usb/pocket knife on me cause it's on my keychain and I often carry my Leatherman.)
* I'm TOTALLY smart. (Not totally yet. ;))
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Doesn't everyone? I hope so. :-p)
* I hate the rain.
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Only to fix my loose skin and stretch marks.)
* I need/want money right now. (This is probably bold for everybody. :-p
* I love sushi. <--hahahahaha
* I talk really, really fast.
* I have fresh breath in the morning. (Although I don't think it's TOO bad.)
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I think it'd be fun to go and lose a little. Although it'd be MORE fun to actually win.)
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look. (with clothes on at least!)
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (I'm sure I have. I tell white lies all the time.)
* I know how to cornrow.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized. (No opinion.)
* I think Britney Spears is pretty.
* I slept with a roommate.
* I have a hidden talent.
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends.
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex.
* I enjoy talking on the phone. (With certain people for various amounts of time.)
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop. (Sadly, it's true. Clothes, electronics, music, and especially movies. I love buying stuff. It's bad.)
* I enjoy window shopping. (I still notice people, but less and less. Probably not at all if Cat were around.)
* I would rather shop than eat.
* I would classify myself as ghetto.
* I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. (I've probably hated people before, but I can't really recall any feelings of genuine hate.)
* I'm a pretty good dancer. (I'm pretty good at Swing I think, but that's becoming less and less useful as a dance style.)
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone. (Temporarily Deactivated though)
* I believe in god.
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
*I currently like someone. (Big time! ...hi Cat!)
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
* I'm not allergic to anything. (Nothing major, but I have seasonal allergies. Does that count as being allergic?)
* I have a lot to learn.
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
* I am shy around the opposite sex.
* I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol, no drugs.)
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
* When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
* I enjoy some country music. (Can't say yes to this really... but there are a few songs that are okay. And Bluegrass is fun.)
* I would die for my best friends. (I'd like to think that I would die for people I don't even know. ..though less so when I think about not being around for my girlfriend. I hope that's not a selfish thought.)
* I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
* I watch soap operas whenever I can.
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
* I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (No, halloween is awesome cause girls can dress slutty without being seen as slutty. Sexy eskimo/indian/nurse/angel/british hooker? Bring it on!)
* I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (Not often, but it can be funny. And the movie is great!)
* I have dated a close friend's ex.
* I like surveys/memes. (It's something to do!)
* I am happy at this moment. (Very.)
* I’m obsessed with guys.
* Democrat.
* Conservative Republican. (But I'm not the crazy variety, I don't think.)
* I am punk rockish.(<-though there are some occasions)
* I am preppy.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time. (This is because most tests I take these days are important.)
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. (Except my grandpa and maybe a couple of my sisters. My grandpa taught me! My shoes are tied better than yours, hey.)
* I can work on a car. (I wish I was more adept though.)
* I love my job.
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can.
* I have jumped off a bridge. (It was very low to the ground.)
* I love sea turtles. (I like the cute, fast, waddly newborns that the birds always eat!)
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I believe in prophetic dreams. (But they're very very very rare. So don't claim you had one!)
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Imma do it too!)
* I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Harmonica!)
* I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
* I hate office jobs.
* I love sci-fi movies.
* I think water rules. (If you hate water you are either a hypocrite or you are dead right now.)
* I went to college out of state. (A little bit.)
* I am adopted.
* I like sausage.
* I am a pyro. (A little.)
* I love the Red Sox. (Cause they're from Boston)
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I love kisses. (From the right person. Random people and family kisses can be annoying.)
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors.
* I love Dear Abby.
* I can't live without black eyeliner.
* I think school is awesome.
* I think pigtails serve a purpose. (Hahaha! The only context in which I would like them!)
* I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
* I usually like covers better than originals. (Quite often!)
* I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
* I think John Cusack is adorable.
* I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays
* I watch Food Network way too much.
* I love coaching youth sports.
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
* I have ridden/owned a horse. (Took western riding lessons when I was little. Have ridden a little since then, but not often.)
* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
* I can't stick to a diet.
* I talk in my sleep. (I didn't think I did, but Amanda says I do! I apparently even debate in my sleep!)
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Not often, but I've done that before.)
* Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
* I have jazz in my blood.
* I would not be friends if they weren't family.
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo.
* I love vaginas. (I wouldn't want to say that I don't love them. :-p)
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I know who Santos L. Halper is.
* I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
* I love wrestling. (Fun, but I haven't done it in a long time. Not real wrestling either.. just.. rasslin'!)
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
* I have been to over 15 conventions.
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (The occasional.)
* I'm an artist.
* I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
* I am ambidexterous.
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* My computer has a name.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes.
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I don't think she tagged anyone.)
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (used to)
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible.
* I love hugs more than kisses.
* I want to own my own business. (Eventually, on the side. A pub.)
* I smoke or have tried cigarettes. (I still enjoy the very occasional cigar.)
* I have met a star from ABC's LOST.
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then.
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Only cause I knew I'd win. People never take anything good off. Chickens. They only want to see everyone else naked.)
* I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because.
* I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
* I can't stand being alone.
* I have at least one obsession at any given time.
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I know what THACO means.
* I have a signed Tom Servo head.
* I'm a judgmental asshole.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen
* I was a Spice Girls fan and I'm proud of it.
* I have traveled on more than one continent.
* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear
* I have seen every single episode of more than one television show. (Mirical of DVD.)
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
* I am a Libertarian.
* I can sing songs in languages I don't speak (Le Cucaracha! (sp?))
* I could speak more than one language.
* I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
* I am ovulating. (What can I say? Getting in touch with my feminine side.)
* I am very confused
* I believe that everything ends
* I like happy endings
* I ask too many questions
* I coined the word "puccashina" and am the only one using it.
* I am a closet philanthropist.
* I can recite all 50 states in alphabetical order, from memory.
* I would rather read than watch TV.
* I like reading fact more than fiction.
* I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (I've pulled on an an assignment I was given a SEMESTER to do!)
* I have at one time considered becoming an assassin using only a knife and a pack of gum.
* My parents never gave me a set allowance. (They did.. when I was very young. How much? $0.85.)
* I always ALWAYS play as Professor Plum when playing the board came Clue.