I'm not even going to write about the unspeakable awfulness that is
the trailer for the US remake of Life on Mars, because, you see, it doesn't exist.
Nope, it doesn't. There is no such thing. They never made it. It does not exist. There is only one Sam Tyler and that is John Simm. There is only one Gene Hunt and that is Phil Glenister. This remake is just a bad dream. A very very bad dream. One from which we will soon be waking up. Very soon. Right about...now? Maybe? Please?