[CUT June 07’] Trial in Absentia-Part 5 (Sho)
(Continued from Part 4) PLEASE DO NOT repost without permission.
SAKURAI SHO ・ on leave
We mentioned about leadership just now, it seems that Sakurai-san shows more leadership qualities in place of Ohno-san.
Aiba: Not really, it’s not just him (laugh)
Ninomiya: Yeap, not just him. If it’s about concerts then Jun-kun is the leader. We’re all leaders in different aspects. Cause our leader doesn’t do anything, right?
Ohno: …
Matsumoto: Like this, he doesn’t even give you a response (laugh)
Hahaha.
Ninomiya: Sho-chan leads in MCs though. Because Sho-chan was once labelled as “intellectually smart”.
Aiba: Yes yes yes. Well he can’t help it.
Ninomiya: We’d just have to give in to it, really.
Aiba: But surprisingly he sucks at sports.
Ninomiya: Uhahahaha!
Matsumoto: Ahahahaha
Ohno: Surprisingly he couldn’t do it (laugh)
Aiba: And, he’s actually quite stupid right? (laugh)
Ohno: Ahahaha
So he accidentally exposed that part of himself recently?
Aiba: Yeah. We’ve been together for 8 years after all (laugh) … nah, he’s really smart alright. It’s just that, sometimes he’s totally like an elementary-schooler. Playfully showing his butt and stuff (laugh) When we’re all changing.
Ninomiya: And, during concerts he’d make us help him apply powder.
Ohno+Matsumoto: Ahahahahaha!
What’s that powder thing about?
Aiba: Well, he sweats a lot it’s really quite ridiculous.
Ninomiya: (laugh) When he wears vinyl material outfits, they tend to stick to him.
Aiba: And he can’t take them off, they just suck on to him.
Ohno: That’s why he makes us put powder on him (laugh)
I see, powder helps ease off that suction huh.
Aiba: Yes yes, like a Sumo wrestler (laugh)
Ninomiya+Matsumoto: Ahahahahaha!
Sakurai: (coming back from photoshooting) Hey! hey!
Matsumoto: (laugh) No no. We were just talking about the powder thing.
Sakurai: Ah, powder? You mean my outfits getting stuck? There’s nothing I can do about that (laugh)
Aiba: Speed-changing is our livelihood after all, as Johnny’s.
Ninomiya: It’s one of our specialties. If you lose that, it’s like losing your wings, right?
Aiba: Cause you’re a bird.
Ninomiya: (laugh) Anyway, before the concert starts, Sho-chan is totally white underneath.
Ohno: Totally white I tell you (laugh)
Ninomiya: This guy (Ohno), he kept laughing and laughing, so much so that he couldn’t change himself properly (laugh)
Ohno: Cause he even stands in such a cool and steady manner
Sakurai: (stands like a dictator) Like this, right?
Ohno: (laugh) So full of confidence.
Sakurai: A new type of idol (laugh)
Ninomiya: That’s new alright, no way to deny that.
Ohno: It’s the first time I’ve seen someone who applies powder like that.