I had a dream this morning which somehow involved giant bricks of taffy as currency for movie theaters, and I was like, yo mom and dad since I’m in town, let’s go see the Avengers, and it was like, 4 bricks a ticket, but the taffy came in packages 8 or so, and there where different kinds, and one of them was the sort of “mystery” flavor that was ( Read more... )

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I realize that I am likely the last person on Earth to have found out about this, but on the off chance that I introduce even one other unbeknownst-to-them-deprived person to the wonder that is Kelly, I will have done my good deed for, oh say, the year. Because Kelly will change your life, yes yes.

Those Shoes are mine, betch.


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