Meme la difference
The lovely and talented duskydawn tagged me to answer an a meme, but in character. I figured I might get in trouble if I answered as John McCain, so I'm going with generic crotchety old guy. Hope you all enjoy.
1. What are your nicknames? Mac, Big Mac, Blackie
2. What do you do before bedtime? Watch the sun set
3. Who is the person you can count on the most? Myself. Can't trust anyone else, the bastards.
4. What is your favorite scent? I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
5. If you had a million dollars that you could only spend on yourself, what would you do with it? Not a hell of a lot. A million doesn't go as far as it used to when I was young.
6. What one place have you visited that you can't forget and want to go back to? There's a place I can't forget, but I don't want to go back there. And I don't want to talk about it. But I will anyway.
7. Do you trust easily? Fuck no. I fake it sometimes.
8. Do you generally think before you act, or act before you think? I act before I think. Thinking is for wusses.
9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days? Rotten kids don't listen to me. They're all plugged into the their Instant Music Pods and iMessenger. When I was a kid, we had radio and liked it.
10. Do you have a good body-image? Body image? What the fuck is this touchy feely shit?
11. What is your favorite fruit? It ain't Barney Frank, I can tell you that.
12. What websites do you visit daily? Websites? What the fuck is websites? Is that like on the internet or something. I'll do a google and get back to you.
13. What have you been seriously addicted to lately? Talking. I do a lot of talking.
14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is? A left-wing commie pinko simp.
15. What’s the last song that got stuck in your head? The last thing that got stuck in my head was a metal plate. Some of us had it rough when we were young.
16. What’s your favorite item of clothing? A suit's a suit, pal.
17. Do you think Rice Krispies are yummy? What kind of nitwit question is that? And who the hell eats Rice Krispies anyway? Are you all a bunch of goddamn four-year-olds?
18. What would you do if you see saw $100 lying on the ground? Back in the good old days, I'd take it to the whorehouse and have myself a damn good night. Now you can't get much for a hundred bucks.
19. What items could you not go without during the day? Pepto, Metamucil, Geritol, and if I'm feelin' lucky, Viagra.
20. What should you be doing right now? Working on my will. I'm an old man, dammit!
I'm also supposed to tag a bunch of people, but I don't remember how many. So I'll tag jeditigger, ladybird97, yaz327, diadem8, ianrandalstrock, and sciwitch.
1. What are your nicknames? Mac, Big Mac, Blackie
2. What do you do before bedtime? Watch the sun set
3. Who is the person you can count on the most? Myself. Can't trust anyone else, the bastards.
4. What is your favorite scent? I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
5. If you had a million dollars that you could only spend on yourself, what would you do with it? Not a hell of a lot. A million doesn't go as far as it used to when I was young.
6. What one place have you visited that you can't forget and want to go back to? There's a place I can't forget, but I don't want to go back there. And I don't want to talk about it. But I will anyway.
7. Do you trust easily? Fuck no. I fake it sometimes.
8. Do you generally think before you act, or act before you think? I act before I think. Thinking is for wusses.
9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days? Rotten kids don't listen to me. They're all plugged into the their Instant Music Pods and iMessenger. When I was a kid, we had radio and liked it.
10. Do you have a good body-image? Body image? What the fuck is this touchy feely shit?
11. What is your favorite fruit? It ain't Barney Frank, I can tell you that.
12. What websites do you visit daily? Websites? What the fuck is websites? Is that like on the internet or something. I'll do a google and get back to you.
13. What have you been seriously addicted to lately? Talking. I do a lot of talking.
14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is? A left-wing commie pinko simp.
15. What’s the last song that got stuck in your head? The last thing that got stuck in my head was a metal plate. Some of us had it rough when we were young.
16. What’s your favorite item of clothing? A suit's a suit, pal.
17. Do you think Rice Krispies are yummy? What kind of nitwit question is that? And who the hell eats Rice Krispies anyway? Are you all a bunch of goddamn four-year-olds?
18. What would you do if you see saw $100 lying on the ground? Back in the good old days, I'd take it to the whorehouse and have myself a damn good night. Now you can't get much for a hundred bucks.
19. What items could you not go without during the day? Pepto, Metamucil, Geritol, and if I'm feelin' lucky, Viagra.
20. What should you be doing right now? Working on my will. I'm an old man, dammit!
I'm also supposed to tag a bunch of people, but I don't remember how many. So I'll tag jeditigger, ladybird97, yaz327, diadem8, ianrandalstrock, and sciwitch.