Boys can be so strange...ladies your gonna love this 1
- a new boy came into my life & at first he seemed pretty cool. Right age, right height, right skin tone, right car, right job, right sexual orientation...what girl could ask for more?!?! Well after a few phone conversations he asks if i'm available. I say yes & how about you? He then proceeds to let stupidity flow from his lips. He says & i quote "well i'm not 100% single, probably just about 70% or so...yea about 70% single baby, how's that sound?" How in the world could a person think this was an appropriate statement to share w/ a person that you are trying to become "better acquainted" with??? Dumb, just plain 'ol dumb i say!!! So I reply by saying, since you are only 70% available that means you are only eligable to recieve 30% of my time and you will reach that level in about 3.....2.....1.....click! STUPID JERK
- an old boy came BACK into my life & for a moment it seemed pretty cool...that was until he decided to speak. Yet again the stupidity came spilling freely from his mouth. My "friend" was telling me about his new wife/marriage & how wonderful things were going for the 2 of them. I sincerly shared my excitement & envy for his new found love. Finding happiness & love is a wonderful thing. Well, no sooner did I finish telling him how proud i was of him for finally committing to this woman & making a diligent effort to make this relationship work he says that he needs to tell me something from the heart. Uhhh, okay...what's up??? "Baby, i may be married now, but one day i might get the urge to have something different, every man needs to change things up every so often right? Well when i get that urge i'm gonna call you b/c your the only woman i trust, your the only woman i can be honest with, and your the only woman i would ever think to cheat on my wife with...that's real love girl, yea...that's real love." Yup the dayum fool said it, no way would i be creative enough to make that crap up!!! DUMB JERK
Where do these fools come from??? Am i a maganic for stupid/dumb jerks? Is there a club of these fools somewhere & their mission in life is to come find me 1 by 1 & make my brain hurt from the nonsense they spit?!?! Well if you are out there gentlemen watch your back b/c if & when i find you i'm going for the gusto & i'm not taking any prisioners...i BUST balls boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- an old boy came BACK into my life & for a moment it seemed pretty cool...that was until he decided to speak. Yet again the stupidity came spilling freely from his mouth. My "friend" was telling me about his new wife/marriage & how wonderful things were going for the 2 of them. I sincerly shared my excitement & envy for his new found love. Finding happiness & love is a wonderful thing. Well, no sooner did I finish telling him how proud i was of him for finally committing to this woman & making a diligent effort to make this relationship work he says that he needs to tell me something from the heart. Uhhh, okay...what's up??? "Baby, i may be married now, but one day i might get the urge to have something different, every man needs to change things up every so often right? Well when i get that urge i'm gonna call you b/c your the only woman i trust, your the only woman i can be honest with, and your the only woman i would ever think to cheat on my wife with...that's real love girl, yea...that's real love." Yup the dayum fool said it, no way would i be creative enough to make that crap up!!! DUMB JERK
Where do these fools come from??? Am i a maganic for stupid/dumb jerks? Is there a club of these fools somewhere & their mission in life is to come find me 1 by 1 & make my brain hurt from the nonsense they spit?!?! Well if you are out there gentlemen watch your back b/c if & when i find you i'm going for the gusto & i'm not taking any prisioners...i BUST balls boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!