So, I'm explaining to Stephen that what I remember most from being a kid is Double Dutch, and that I was freakishly good at it. As in, one day I didn't know how to do it and the next day, I was ALL UP IN THAT BITCH. I remember that my sister was good at it, too, and she is just as uncoordinated as I am, which led me to the conclusion that it was ( Read more... )

So I was on the TTC website, looking up directions to the Queen Elizabeth Theatre, when I noticed and clicked on the "Lost Articles" link. I was just checking to see what the hours were, because one of the things that occurred to me on the weekend was that someone might have grabbed my bag, jumped on the subway (which is rightby my store) and gone ( Read more... )

I went to Stratford and saw an awesome play and then we came back and I took a nap and we had tea and now we are relaxing on the couch and I think that Ghostbusters is about to come on!

INT. JAIME AND STEPHEN'S LIVING ROOM. EVENING.

Jaime and Stephen are watching the movie, Beetlejuice. A commercial for the newest My Little Pony toy comes on.

JAIME
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Dudes. toronto is not what I thought it was. I mean, it's okay and everything, but I definitely don't think it's cool anymore. People can be so mean! I thought it was just that one post before, but now it's like everyone's jumping down everyone else's throat, and it is like... NOT making me love my city. This one's asking for recommendations for a Psychic ( Read more... )

Last night, we watched Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, which neither of us had seen in YEARS. Man, is it ever weird. And funny! I don't think I ever fully appreciated Paul Reubens' style before. That whole scene where he has the town meeting after his bike gets stolen is comedy gold! Then again, I probably only think that because I saw it high ( Read more... )

My life is like one long episode of Seinfeld.

I must draw everyone's attention to this fucking hilarity, right here. My favourite, BY FAR, is the pic of the cat with the glasses: "I'm not trying to brag. I'm just saying, I knew about Cat Power before anyone else did." That wouldn't be so goddamn funny if I didn't hear some dude (in those glasses and a scarf like that, no less) say those exact ( Read more... )

Happy holidays! I hope everyone had a lovely time with people they love and food that rocked. Today is the Infamous Boxing Day Off, my first in SEVEN YEARS! OH JOY! We woke up really late, had a big breakfast, and watched a lot of episodes of Angel, season 5. We're trying to barrel through all of them since we got Flight of the Conchords and
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Cat Allergy

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Dudes. My favourite things to watch when I'm stoned are documentaries and biographies. I'm not sure why, they just REALLY hold my attention, and they can basically be about anything. Last night, the Biography channel was doing 'NSync ( Read more... )