I Told You That the Papacy Would Fall to the Dark Side!!
Well, Laur was sufficiently tramutized by my Sawyid fic scrawlings.......but she enjoyed it none-the-less. I added some more to it, and I guess she wants to read more. Slash is the internet version of crack, I swear.
Sadly, I did not get a chance to surprise her, as planned....
Laur: Ok, I'll read this and get back to you.
Me: Okay...But you'll probably want to kill me afterwards.
Laur: .....Whhhy?
Me: Oh, no reason.
Laur: Coriiiine...
Me: *not saying anything*
Laur: .....It's slash, isn't it?!
Me: Damn you!!
Laur: Ugh, you...! Is Sayid in it?!
Me: *tiny voice* Yes...
And since she knows I put Sawyer in all my Lost fics (Whaaat? I'm not obsessed, I swear!), the jig was pretty much up from there. But she read it anyway, and pretty much liked it. Complained that Sayid was OOC though, which....duh. I dunno, I'm not a real slash writer, so I don't have the "mad skillz" that most have to make the guys stay *in* character whilest doing something as OOC as wanting to screw each other ^^;;
Plus, its a random fic bunny I'm scrawling in the back of a journal just to release it from my head. I have no intention of publishing it. If I ever suddenly wanted to, obviously some mucho editing would be required.
And Jason in AP Brit Lit was being very amusing today. It started out with him observing that the new pope bears resemblance to Senator Palpatine. I had to agree with him (Dude, seriously, just think about it for a second). And then he created this amusing little scenario...
"Thank you for voting me in, cardinals. As pope, my first action will be to call for a vote to grant me emergency control over the countries of Europe, in order to create an army to...protect Christianity. Yes."
"Uh, Your Holiness..."
"Please, call me...Darth Benedict."
"..O-okay, Darth Benedict...you see, we don't actually have any political power-"
"SILENCE!!" *begins choking him with the Force*
"HUUURGH!!! P-please forgive me, Your Holiness...!!"
"DARTH BENEDICT!!"
"Darth Benedict!! Please forgive me, Darth Benedict...!!"
"You are forgiven." *kills* ".....any other questions?"
And then Jason goes on to entail how that black guy that everyone wanted to win (myself included) suddenly pops up and gets into a lightsaber fight with the new pope. And there's a wookie in the background wearing a cardinal's robe, and he's all like "RRRROARGH!!"
Good times.
Meanwhile, I've discovered this great thing called "sleep". I don't know if you've heard about it, but man, does it work wonders! I went to bed at 10:30 last night (versus, like, midnight), and since I showered before I watched House I got to sleep in for an extra half an hour this morning. It's incredible how much better that feels.
Oh, and "Outlaws" is rerunning tonight. Cool beans.