Today it be Talk Like A Pirate Day, ye scurvy-ridden dogs. So avast with your wit-lacked nattering and hold your tongues, until ye can speak in a more proper manner that does honor to the code of piracy.
It also be the glorious day in celebration of the birth of me best matey and esteemed crew-member
machi_neko, and also me good black-hearted friend
cerebel. So hold a flask of rum high to them, and wish them luck upon all their voyages.