Fic: Ink Stains

[demonllama1]

Title: Ink Stains
Universe: XI
Rating: NC-17
Relationship status: first time
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (hints of Jim/others)
Word count: 6024
Genre: humor
Trope: intoxication, shore leave
Warning: Language, graphic sex, rimming, tattooing.
A/N: Just a fun fic I wrote. :) Enjoy.
Summary: On shore leave Jim gets very drunk and makes a number of mistakes, one of

Comments

[lalazee]

“At what point? When you kissed Sulu or when you told Spock you would love it if he would just dominate your ass and skip the pleasantries?”

OH MY GOD I SPAT ALL OVER THE SCREEN WITH LAUGHTER, NO JOKE. TEARS. TEARS IN MY EYES.

“Jim, I’ve seen you get your head stuck in an air ventilator when you were trying to reach a chocolate bar. Whatever it is, it can’t be that bad.”

Oh my gooodddd, where do you come up with this shit, seriously?! I don't even have time to recooperate!

“Well, you grabbed Chekov’s ass and told him that if he were legal, you’d let him do you. Then you went and told McCoy that his accent is so hot it makes you horny, and you then proceeded to kiss him, a lot. Oh, and you announced to the bar that you have a really large penis.”I genuinely wish you could see my face right now. It's stuck in the most manic laughter ever

[amerasu1013]

I was sincerely tempted to quote everything that made me laugh, but I'd quote the entire first half of the story, so I didn't. THIS WAS BRILLIANT!!! OMG SO FUNNY I LMAO!!! And now my stomach hurts.
AHAHAHA I love your hungover paranoid Jim ninjaing his way to sickbay, I love unsympathetic Bones, I love Sulu and all the others smirking at Jim's continuing embarassment, I love the horrors that Jim finds out about last night!!!
I love protective interested horny Spock that can't keep eyes or hands of Jim's ass, and hotdamn, I loved the sex scene!
Seriously, this was amazing! And the last line was perfect! Awww!
I <3 this fic and thank you so much for sharing!!!

[amerasu1013]

... and I just realized that the quote at the top of your journal is from the best Disney movie EVER and I love you like a lot now!!!
Llamaface!!

[demonllama1]

That film does not get enough love. ;) It's so amazing.

[newsiegroylover]

Thanks for the laugh! I really needed one and I'm on a library computer. People are staring.

[demonllama1]

I'm pleased I can cause you embarassment in public places. :D Thank you for reeeading!

[auntbijou]

*dies laughing*

OMG, that was seriously hot!! I LOVED it!!

[demonllama1]

Thank yoooooooooou! It was so much fun to write.

[chironstar]

This is without doubt one of the best and funniest drunk fics I've ever read! ♥ You had me laughing my ass off the whole way through, and oooh the K/S was hot hot hot! ♥ Jim's antics were hilarious and it's nice to see how the crew's all cool with it - I love their reactions too! So spot on and in character! ♥

Thanks for making me laugh! :D Your fics are always such a joy to read!

[demonllama1]

Awww, thank you. I love writing fun fics that make people happy. It's pretty much the primary reason to write fic. :D <3

[demonllama1]

Awww, thank you! I'm pleased to have put a smile on your face.