Fic: Ink Stains

[demonllama1]

Title: Ink Stains
Universe: XI
Rating: NC-17
Relationship status: first time
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (hints of Jim/others)
Word count: 6024
Genre: humor
Trope: intoxication, shore leave
Warning: Language, graphic sex, rimming, tattooing.
A/N: Just a fun fic I wrote. :) Enjoy.
Summary: On shore leave Jim gets very drunk and makes a number of mistakes, one of

Comments

[lalazee]

“At what point? When you kissed Sulu or when you told Spock you would love it if he would just dominate your ass and skip the pleasantries?”

OH MY GOD I SPAT ALL OVER THE SCREEN WITH LAUGHTER, NO JOKE. TEARS. TEARS IN MY EYES.

“Jim, I’ve seen you get your head stuck in an air ventilator when you were trying to reach a chocolate bar. Whatever it is, it can’t be that bad.”

Oh my gooodddd, where do you come up with this shit, seriously?! I don't even have time to recooperate!

“Well, you grabbed Chekov’s ass and told him that if he were legal, you’d let him do you. Then you went and told McCoy that his accent is so hot it makes you horny, and you then proceeded to kiss him, a lot. Oh, and you announced to the bar that you have a really large penis.”

I genuinely wish you could see my face right now. It's stuck in the most manic laughter ever.

AND OH GOD, JIM MADE A 'YOUR MOM' JOKE, CAN WE PLEASE GET MARRIED NOW PAHALGHLSG :D

AND EEEEEEE VULCAN MARKNIG AHLAGHSALLSG IM INCOHERENT

AND THERE IS MIND MELDING OH GOD WHAT YOU DO TO MEEEEE SEX DOMINANT SPOCK WHAT ARE SENTENCES ANYMORE I DONT KNOW

...AAAAND THE BEST ENDING LINE EVER.

I ADORE YOU.

[amerasu1013]

I was sincerely tempted to quote everything that made me laugh, but I'd quote the entire first half of the story, so I didn't. THIS WAS BRILLIANT!!! OMG SO FUNNY I LMAO!!! And now my stomach hurts.
AHAHAHA I love your hungover paranoid Jim ninjaing his way to sickbay, I love unsympathetic Bones, I love Sulu and all the others smirking at Jim's continuing embarassment, I love the horrors that Jim finds out about last night!!!
I love protective interested horny Spock that can't keep eyes or hands of Jim's ass, and hotdamn, I loved the sex scene!
Seriously, this was amazing! And the last line was perfect! Awww!
I <3 this fic and thank you so much for sharing!!!

[amerasu1013]

... and I just realized that the quote at the top of your journal is from the best Disney movie EVER and I love you like a lot now!!!
Llamaface!!

[demonllama1]

That film does not get enough love. ;) It's so amazing.

[amerasu1013]

I am able to roleplay the majority of scenes - I know the film by heart. I have watched it a gazillion times and I still laugh my ass off when I see it. I have a little Kronk toy I forced someone to make for me. I love this movie!!!

(although I have to admit that I think the German version is a lot funnier than the original one... sorry! XD)

And you clearly are awesome because you quoted it! ;-)

[demonllama1]

<3 <3 <3 to you! I really loved writing this and it actually came from watching some tv show where someone got a tattoo on their ass. THANK YOU FOR THE AWESOME WORDS MY LOOOVE. :)

[amerasu1013]

No problem bb! Amazing story deserves lots of comments!!!
I just re-read it and yep, still love it! <3<3<3<3

When you kissed Sulu or when you told Spock you would love it if he would just dominate your ass and skip the pleasantries? AHAHAAA! I love it...

[demonllama1]

I ADORE YOOOOU AND YOUR USE OF CAPSLOCK! I WISH MORE PEOPLE WERE LESS AFRAID OF ABUSING IT, HAHA.

Thank you my love for the lovely words and your constant awesomeness. No, seriously. You're so awesome I wish I could clone you for people. ;)

[lepoete]

I think this is the one of the best comment to anything I have ever read.