Joelle: I care more about real limp biscuits when they're all floppy. Than the band ( Read more... )

I hate to say it, but this is kind of romantic: eating small square candies out of the neck of a polar bear.

-takewalker sharing Pez with me.

me: That is the strangest sounding vacuum (in response to upstairs neighbor vacuuming).
Room mate: It's like if a chainsaw and a vacuum had a baby.

Joelle: You thought you were traumatized before, wait till talk to this rabbit made entirely of penises.

The context we were talking about Post traumatic stress disorder being treated by virtual reality.

Joelle: Maybe the internet is just more tolerant of boy-dragon love.

The context: see posting of song lyrics for Take.

I can't cuddle with poptarts after I eat them.

Feng Shui Anal Beads.

I went to Winn-Dixie to see some of my old co-workers. Gwen and Jimmy were there. Gwen told me that Shannon was fired and Catherine left. Supposedly the new manager for the deli department is a real bitch. It can’t be any worse than working for Dave and Karen ( Read more... )

came home today and passed out, first on the sofa, then in my room. Slept until 6:30. I remember hearing the phone ring, but I was all drooling on myself and what not and no one else was home. So, sorry to whoever called, hope it wasn't all that important. As you know, I'm not happy right now, and I don't see any way out of this mood right now ( Read more... )