The Yamato Legacy 3.3
Previous Entries:
1.1 ~ 1.2 ~1.3 ~ 1.4
2.1 ~ 2.2 ~ 2.3
3.1 ~ 3.2
Warning: censored teen nudity, incest (?)
Last time on Yamato Legacy our founder willingly died after the Grim Reaper offered her booze. Sakura and Dmitri were all over each other all the time. Gen 4 toddlers turned into kids. And we lost all our money because of Dmitri, so he became my slave.
Dmitri opened this update by complaining about me.
Dmitri: I swear this woman is trying to kill me!
Mamoru: But it’s your fault we lost our money.
Dmitri: She wasn’t going to let us spend it on anything anyway! I swear if I meet her…
Dmitri: That’s right, I’m talking about you!
Mamoru: I don’t know this man. He just barged into my house. Please kill him and not me.
*twitches, sends Dmitri to do dirty work all day again*
There’s no favoritism in this house. Everyone was equally loved.
Megumi released her pent-up frustration on the door.
Megumi: YAMATO SUPER ULTRA FLYING DEATH KICK!!!
Don’t worry, Megumi. Mamoru loved you plenty.
Btw, Dmitri worked as a criminal while Mamoru was in law enforcement job. This legacy was basically 80% of all fanfictions out there!
Bday time because nothing interesting happened to anyone.
Romance sims, huh? This would be interesting. Also, Kaoru’s into swimmers? And I guess she preferred them naked.
Nose! And a pretty face, too! This gen was a success!
Next was Megumi’s turn to grow up. And was that girl a schoolmate they brought home? Wow, that must be awkward.
Another family sims? Boring. This one liked logical black-haired sims.
Not as pretty as Kaoru but pretty nonetheless!
Mamoru’s coworker: I want to fertilize your egg.
Dammit, man. She just grew into a teen minutes ago! At least wait a few days!
Kaoru after makeover. She was a beauty *tears up*
Megumi after makeover. Umm… still not as pretty as our heir. She’s like the female version of Vincent.
Dammit, Megumi. You just became a teen this morning! At least go to high school first!
This was Kaoru’s aspiration. I forgot her personality but she’s also another sore loser. I didn’t take Megumi’s aspiration but she wanted a job in education track.
Okay, now let’s start hunting for a spouse!
NO! You’re too pretty for that old guy!
WTH. I start to think they passed down their horrible taste in men. And damn Mamoru for approving this!
Spouse hunting downtown. *sighs* I’m totally in love with Kaoru.
WAT.
WAT.
Girls! He’s your grandmother’s brother! We’re getting out of here before either of you could get close to him! Next stop: Museum!
And… Megumi liked this boy. Nice one, Megumi. I totally approve!
Kaoru, meanwhile, wouldn’t stop staring at this woman. She wouldn’t greet her, though. She just stares.
Megumi managed to corner her love interest, Allen, and asked him his opinion about her. Thankfully, he totally liked her, too!
All righty! Now let’s find someone for Kaoru!
No.
I gave up and the girls went to a karaoke place. They sounded pretty good.
I love how much they enjoyed themselves here.
The next morning, a boy suddenly appeared in Kaoru’s bedroom.
…
Okay, I used the mirror ball but I was running out of time, okay. I only had a few weeks left to play this game before the PC was taken away.
See? He’s a looker! Forgive me, please?
His name was BJ, btw. WTF. I mean, seriously, what kind of parents gave their kid a name like that. BJ. It’s like, ‘oh, I don’t know what name to give our kid. Any idea, honey?’ ‘I don’t know, what’s your favorite letter?’ ‘I like B for butt’ ‘And I like J for jerk. Let’s name him BJ!’. WTF.
Kaoru: If you try anything weird, I’m going to have my father arrest you. He’s a cop!
Mamoru: Damn right, kid. I’m keeping my eyes on you.
The Yamatos wouldn’t let the prettiest heir’s date went unsupervised.
Dmitri: I’m just gonna stand here, looking at the sea. It’s so… blue…. And wavy…. And blue…
Sakura: Keep talking. I need to have an excuse to stay here and watch my granddaughter on a date… I don’t care, say anything! Like, what do you think of my sex tape?
Megumi: I think I have a heart attack. No, wait no. I just have to eat slowly… really, really slowly.
But nothing could stop the couple from getting their first kiss.
Vincent: I’m going to rob his house, burn it, and make him disappear from the records!
Whatever, Vincent. They kissed.
Dmitri and Sakura didn’t want to be beaten, of course. This was done autonomously, followed by more conversation about woohoo and the woohoo itself.
Anyway, look who our guest was!
Me: This household has been completely overtaken by technology. Mission accomplished. Starting self-destruct mode in…
Permaplat!!
Megumi got along really well with Dmitri. They weren’t sore losers so they spent a lot of time playing video games together.
First official date and they couldn’t keep their hands to themselves. Kaoru wisely didn’t invite BJ into the house which was a good thing because…
BJ: Whoa, this is only our second meeting. But, sure, if you insist.
I’m sure the skunk would give a glowing review of Kaoru’s idea of a date.
BJ: Why don’t you come closer so I could show you my meat rocket?
Really? Really? Even the skunk was unimpressed by your pick-up line!
Also, everything was better/dirtier with censor.
Aww, yeah. I have about a dozen pictures of what happened after this, but I think you don’t need me to show you.
This bathroom was a deathtrap. Everybody died in there!
Guess who died just now.
Nope, Kaoru, your grandma was alive and well. And, no, Megumi, Kaoru was alive right in front of you. Come on, Mamoru, think harder!
No. Still wrong.
Kaoru: I don’t give a damn who died. I’m going to college to get laid!
Finally! Yes, Sakura, it’s your husband, Dimitri. And, uh, sorry for your loss.
Vincent: Eh. I barely knew him. Are you sure we lived in the same house all this time?
Mamoru was probably in a state of shock.
Once he’s out of his shock-induced catatonia, he grieved over Dmitri.
Megumi was shocked. Now she didn’t have any gaming friend anymore. Well, there’s only one way to solve that.
Megumi went to college. Don’t worry Sakura. She would come back to the town before you knew it.
Next on The Yamato Legacy: College!