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Mar 15, 2008 13:58

Gosh. The new KHR kink meme, while making me happy :D!, is bringing up a whole lot of frothing rage from back when I was settling into the fandom.
Why I hate YamaGoku fandom

It seems to come down to 'the porn sucks', which is pretty embarrassing, but the same tendency comes through in the less NC-17 rated stuff.

Most Gokudera/Yamamoto people - I especially mean you, Japanese artists, even if you can't understand me - seem to believe that Gokudera must be tenderly raped for the pairing to succeed. Yamamoto wouldn't pop a boner and be all "It's for your own good, Gokudera, now bottoms up". He's nice. They're friends. He actually likes Gokudera. Say he confesses, then he might try for a kiss to make the point, or after years of repressed sexual tension might spontaneously make out with Gokudera because he hasn't realised they aren't together ["Oh, haha, you're right! I thought I'd asked. Wanna date?"], but he wouldn't do something that he knew would hurt Gokudera. Anyway Gokudera would jam significant amounts of lit dynamite in every orifice he could reach were Yamamoto to push it - and wouldn't that be great too? That could lead to sex! Er. Point is, if Gokudera isn't willing to take an arm around the shoulders from Yamamoto without acting like a little kid who believes in cooties, it drives me nuts to see him flip belly up and sob for Yamamoto to ride him like a cowboy five seconds into a love confession.

This is one of my favourite pairings, stop making me hate it!

And to balance things,
Why I like the pairing

59: We have a relationship of mutual antagonism, but we tone it down so it won't bother the boss.
80 hugs him.
59: Yamamoto tries hard, actually.
80 licks his neck.
59: Tenth! I'm not saying the guy should be right-hand man, DON'T GET ME WRONG PLEASE OH PLEASE, but Yamamoto is pretty reliable after all.
27: I think I'm too young to be seeing this.
Reborn: There's no such thing as 'too young'.
27: Too straight, then.
Reborn: Hm. I can give you that one, I guess. Maybe.

reborn!, incoherency is a go

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