my proposal
Dear Mom,
I am writing this letter to you, my dearest mother, in order to request that you would be so kind as to buy me a ferret or I will DIE A HORRIBLE, UNEXPLAINED, TWITCHING DEATH that may or may not involve FLUKEMEN, CLONED YOUTH HOMOCIDAL MASTERMINDS, INBRED REDNECKS, and/or FRANKENSTEIN MONSTERS resulting in my body being found in a MOTEL, DITCH, THE RIO GRANDE, and/or MEAT FACTORY.
Love,
Your Wonderful Son Jordyn
PS:Think of it as an early CHRISTMAS, BIRTHDAY, and/or APOCALYPSE gift.
I am writing this letter to you, my dearest mother, in order to request that you would be so kind as to buy me a ferret or I will DIE A HORRIBLE, UNEXPLAINED, TWITCHING DEATH that may or may not involve FLUKEMEN, CLONED YOUTH HOMOCIDAL MASTERMINDS, INBRED REDNECKS, and/or FRANKENSTEIN MONSTERS resulting in my body being found in a MOTEL, DITCH, THE RIO GRANDE, and/or MEAT FACTORY.
Love,
Your Wonderful Son Jordyn
PS:Think of it as an early CHRISTMAS, BIRTHDAY, and/or APOCALYPSE gift.