You'll Put Your Eye Out With That Thing

[demeter37]

So, I tried to make all my interests on my LiveJournal Info page unique. And, with some well-placed adjectives, it was easy. The fact that others shared my interests didn't bother me. In fact, it confused me. I mean, I can understand having an interest in Venetian coutesans and Cadbury Eggs is one thing, but who else has an interest in "freshly-

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[benedorm]

Is it a Hello Kitty? I'm not gonna take it if it's not a Hello Kitty.

BoB's retracting toe attachment

[anonymous]

What about a Hello Kitty Earth Write pencil? That would cool, trendy and environmentally friendly. And Amoebas are so much cooler than mitochondria. Oh look at me, I'm a mitochondria, woopty do, I provide energy to the cell YAR!!! Whereas an amoeba can take any shape and whoops its ass, so, until we meet red headed one, I'll continue to stalk you outside of your apt. Toodles

-BoB-

Re: BoB's retracting toe attachment

[demeter37]

*mocking voice* "My name's Bob, and I'm too cool to see Heather before she leaves Texas for-ev-er but I'm gonna make up for it by bringing everyone up to Denver for a road trip and a visit to the all the nifty brewpubs they have!"

Re: BoB's retracting toe attachment

[anonymous]

*in an equally mocking voice* Or I can just trek it on up there and we can hang out with my hippie sister and her hippie friends, and she can show you where are the really GOOD places are to go

Re: BoB's retracting toe attachment

[demeter37]

Bring on the patchouli, dude.