I went to the hair salon and got my hair completely remastered.


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dementria (2:40:09 PM): How would you feel if you were named Tigerlily?
jennomac (2:41:02 PM): Like a cheap slut who was molested by her mom's boyfriend at the age of 12 and went on to give boys head in the girls' bathroom in middle school and become a hooker after I dropped out of high school at age 14.
dementria (2:41:25 PM): That sounds about right.
dementria (2:41:32 PM): Remind ( Read more... )

dementria (3:09:44 AM): Oh good, it went away
jennomac (3:09:58 AM): What went away
dementria (3:10:12 AM): The monster
jennomac (3:10:19 AM): Which one
dementria (3:10:24 AM): -points-
jennomac (3:10:33 AM): To...your...closet?
dementria (3:10:42 AM): No, under your bed
jennomac (3:10:54 AM): Is it a She Wolf?
jennomac (3:10:58 AM): Arrruuuu
dementria (3:11:09 AM): no... it's rubbery... and wet.
jennomac (3:11:13 AM): ......
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dementria:
Omg you know what I had a dream about?
jennomac:
?
dementria:
I was like, under water and all of a sudden in the distance I could see 4 killer whales swimming towards me and they were filled with love and happiness and we danced around and swam off into the sunset together :D
jennomac:
FUCK THAT. THAT'S A NIGHTMARE.

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I find it slightly hilarious that Kirstie Alley uses her twitter so extensively and does NOTHING but talks shit about other people! Like, it's getting to the point where I wonder if I were to call her a fatass on my own twitter and she saw it if she would reply to me! LOL It's a terrible thing to attempt to do, but I seriously think she MIGHT say ( Read more... )

So early this morning I went onto jennomac's facebook and commented on a bunch of the quizzes she took, basically to say something insulting because that's how we roll. And just now I saw her post this on her wall:

"If I wanted to wake up to a bunch of Facebook comments from Shmeggie telling me how much I suck at being a Jew and how much I'm like Grace ( Read more... )

The conversation I had with jennomac while watching Kathy Griffin: She'll Cut A Bitch tonight. XD

dementria: "GRIFFIN IT'S O'DONNEL!" "I know I can see you!"
jennomac: Griffin, it's O'Donnell! Omg I'm cracking up.
jennomac: Hahaha
dementria: Oh man LOL

dementria: OMG HER CHER IMPRESSION LOL
dementria: Holy shit
dementria: So bad...
jennomac: Omg that was so fucking BAD.
dementria: That it's hilarious
dementria: I KNOW
jennomac: Omg hahahahaha
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